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michaelmystic2003
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Family living... one of my final assignments today. Help me!!!! I've got a simulator baby sitting here next to me and it is absolute hell... cries every five minutes and my family cannot stop making fun of me!! Help me!
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Shake it.
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Hello!
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Shall I open the window for you?
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So it's a pretend baby, right ? So pretend that you've dropped the little varmit off at day care for several hours. Pretend that the day care is the bakery section of your local store, if it's gone when you return, pretend to file a missing persons report.
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On 2008-06-02 17:44, Steve_Mollett wrote:
Shall I open the window for you?


That's the way to do it!
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Remove the batteries!
POOF!
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I wish!!!! The thing is locked shut and only my teacher has the key. If I do anything wrong with it, the computer inside takes note and the teacher finds out!!!
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...is it waterproof ?
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Stop trying to reinvent the wheel. Just leave it to your parents to take care of the kid like every good unwed High Schooler does...
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I wish! I've got this strap on my arm that limits the care of the baby to me and only me. Technology these days...
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I had a bag of flour I had to take care of for a similar sounding class. It was a stupid class. I was the only one who didn't have a hole in his bag of flour at the end of the week. Solution. . . wrap that sucker up in duct tape. Five layers. You could toss it off a bridge when I was done and it wouldn't spring a leak.







I didn't get an A, though. Go figure.
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This sounds more like a criminal sentence then a homework assignment.
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No Bill it is a warning. This whole thing makes me laugh, because I'm a grandpop.
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On 2008-06-02 18:49, Bill Nuvo wrote:
This sounds more like a criminal sentence then a homework assignment.


A criminal sentence sounds like the better of the two to me.

I will have a video diary of these events up on Youtube tomorrow.
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I am at a loss. it sounds like cruel and unusual punishment and worse than a sensitivity training class. By the way, what class is this insane assignment for anyways?

GlenD

P.S.- Al & Justin... get a room! j/k
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On 2008-06-02 19:26, Michaelmystic2003 wrote:
I will have a video diary of these events up on Youtube tomorrow.


I can't wait.
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If you've never seen the episode of Frasier where Niles is carrying around a 5-pound flour sack as a baby, hie thee off to the video store and buy a copy. It's hilarious.

(Niles had dropped the bag in the water, so he set it in front of the fireplace to dry it out: the bag was singed. Frasier remarked that this showed incredible inattention on Niles' part.)

Niles: That's ridiculous! A real baby would have started to cry long before it burst into flames!
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Ok, I've been rocking this thing for half an hour straight and every time I stop rocking it, it immediately starts crying again. Gah.
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Go to the store and get some Mylicon. It sounds like the baby has gas...
Things are more like they are today than they've ever been before...
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