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michaelmystic2003 Inner circle 3062 Posts |
Family living... one of my final assignments today. Help me!!!! I've got a simulator baby sitting here next to me and it is absolute hell... cries every five minutes and my family cannot stop making fun of me!! Help me!
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Vandy Grift Inner circle Milwaukee 3504 Posts |
Shake it.
"Get a life dude." -some guy in a magic forum
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Vandy Grift Inner circle Milwaukee 3504 Posts |
Hello!
"Get a life dude." -some guy in a magic forum
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Steve_Mollett Inner circle Eh, so I've made 3006 Posts |
Shall I open the window for you?
Author of: GARROTE ESCAPES
The absurd is the essential concept and the first truth. - Albert Camus |
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Dr. Delusion Special user Eugene, Oregon. 733 Posts |
So it's a pretend baby, right ? So pretend that you've dropped the little varmit off at day care for several hours. Pretend that the day care is the bakery section of your local store, if it's gone when you return, pretend to file a missing persons report.
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magicgeorge Inner circle Belfast 4299 Posts |
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On 2008-06-02 17:44, Steve_Mollett wrote: That's the way to do it! |
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kregg Inner circle 1950 Posts |
Remove the batteries!
POOF!
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michaelmystic2003 Inner circle 3062 Posts |
I wish!!!! The thing is locked shut and only my teacher has the key. If I do anything wrong with it, the computer inside takes note and the teacher finds out!!!
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Xargos Loyal user Brussels 268 Posts |
...is it waterproof ?
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rawdawg Special user Southern California 686 Posts |
Stop trying to reinvent the wheel. Just leave it to your parents to take care of the kid like every good unwed High Schooler does...
One time, when I was young, I botched a sleight so bad, Vernon, Marlo & Miller rolled over in their graves. But I didn't see Elmsley, probably because he was behind the others.
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michaelmystic2003 Inner circle 3062 Posts |
I wish! I've got this strap on my arm that limits the care of the baby to me and only me. Technology these days...
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Mark Rough Inner circle Ivy, Virginia 2110 Posts |
I had a bag of flour I had to take care of for a similar sounding class. It was a stupid class. I was the only one who didn't have a hole in his bag of flour at the end of the week. Solution. . . wrap that sucker up in duct tape. Five layers. You could toss it off a bridge when I was done and it wouldn't spring a leak.
I didn't get an A, though. Go figure.
What would Wavy do?
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Bill Nuvo Inner circle 3094 Posts or 2742 Posts |
This sounds more like a criminal sentence then a homework assignment.
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Al Angello Eternal Order Collegeville, Pa. USA 11045 Posts |
No Bill it is a warning. This whole thing makes me laugh, because I'm a grandpop.
Al Angello The Comic Juggler/Magician
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michaelmystic2003 Inner circle 3062 Posts |
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On 2008-06-02 18:49, Bill Nuvo wrote: A criminal sentence sounds like the better of the two to me. I will have a video diary of these events up on Youtube tomorrow.
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GlenD Inner circle LosAngeles, Ca 1293 Posts |
I am at a loss. it sounds like cruel and unusual punishment and worse than a sensitivity training class. By the way, what class is this insane assignment for anyways?
GlenD P.S.- Al & Justin... get a room! j/k
"A miracle is something that seems impossible but happens anyway" - Griffin
"Any future where you succeed, is one where you tell the truth." - Griffin (Griffin rocks!) |
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Josh the Superfluous Inner circle The man of 1881 Posts |
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On 2008-06-02 19:26, Michaelmystic2003 wrote: I can't wait.
What do you want in a site? "Honesty, integrity and decency." -Mike Doogan
"I hate it, I hate my ironic lovechild. I didn't even have anything to do with it" Josh #2 |
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S2000magician Inner circle Yorba Linda, CA 3465 Posts |
If you've never seen the episode of Frasier where Niles is carrying around a 5-pound flour sack as a baby, hie thee off to the video store and buy a copy. It's hilarious.
(Niles had dropped the bag in the water, so he set it in front of the fireplace to dry it out: the bag was singed. Frasier remarked that this showed incredible inattention on Niles' part.) Niles: That's ridiculous! A real baby would have started to cry long before it burst into flames! |
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michaelmystic2003 Inner circle 3062 Posts |
Ok, I've been rocking this thing for half an hour straight and every time I stop rocking it, it immediately starts crying again. Gah.
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ClintonMagus Inner circle Southwestern Southeast 3997 Posts |
Go to the store and get some Mylicon. It sounds like the baby has gas...
Things are more like they are today than they've ever been before...
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