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stoneunhinged Inner circle 3067 Posts |
So I went in to meet the college VP about...what?
1. a raise? 2. the uproar in one of my classes last week? It was number 2. I'll take...hm...BEER! :stout: Actually, I'm a two fisted drinker, so give me another: :stout: Also, I've been reading another thread, which led me to another thread, which led me to yet another. And right now, all I think is this: Life is good. Period. Philosophy sucks. Religion sucks more. Diseases like cancer suck big time. Addiction to drugs and alcohol suck, too. Everything sucks. Except: Life is good. Life may be 6,000 years old. It might be millions of years old. Who cares? YOU ARE MISSING THE POINT! What is the point? Life is good. Any questions? Line up at the bar. I'm the guy in the cowboy hat with a beer in each hand. |
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Donal Chayce Inner circle 1770 Posts |
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On 2008-06-09 12:36, stoneunhinged wrote: Ah, that was my hunch, but I didn't want to answer your earlier question for fear of (further) bumming you out. I hope that your meeting with the VP was nothing more than a little hand slapping. And I agree with you--life is good. You know what else is good? 20-year old tawny port and fine cigars. Can I smoke in this bar? |
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Justin Style Inner circle 2010 Posts |
Smoke up Donal...and look, there's a humidor stocked with all your favorite cigars!
It's ALL here! Enjoy! Here's to you guys, :drinkup: |
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Donal Chayce Inner circle 1770 Posts |
Excellent! There's virtually nowhere in California, outside of my house and a few establishments of lesser reputation, where one can enjoy a cigar.
I'm starting a tab! |
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Justin Style Inner circle 2010 Posts |
You want to know what's even cooler?
This bar is just down the street from your pad and it's always open, so come on in anytime! Salute! :cheers: |
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kcg5 Inner circle who wants four fried chickens and a coke 1868 Posts |
Justin, I am starting to wonder about this bar... open all the time, serves anything.. is there a "champagne room"?
Nobody expects the spanish inquisition!!!!!
"History will be kind to me, as I intend to write it"- Sir Winston Churchill |
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Justin Style Inner circle 2010 Posts |
Yo KCG, just hold out your hand! Champagne? We have all the best!
C'est La vie! :cheers: |
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trickytrav Veteran user 391 Posts |
Wanted to call in for a beer tonight but the wife wouldn't let me,I'm henpecked.
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Justin Style Inner circle 2010 Posts |
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On 2008-06-10 11:10, trickytrav wrote: Aahh man, sorry to hear dude... I Wish there was something I could do for you? unfortunitly you have to be inside this bar to enjoy all it's excellentness! But, the goood news is you are welcome anytime you break away from the ball and chain! So, here's to you and all my homies who have to deal... :cheers: |
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Justin Style Inner circle 2010 Posts |
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On 2008-06-09 14:23, Donal Chayce wrote: TAB? No such thing! Not here. Enjoy! :cheers: |
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Justin Style Inner circle 2010 Posts |
This one's for GWYD!!!
The ultimate Turtle Wrangler! :stout: :drinkup: :cheers: Check out his story about the Snapping Turtle! amazing! |
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gsidhe Inner circle Michigan 1725 Posts |
Gwyd meanders into the bar surprised to find a drink waiting. Usually when he meanders into a bar he just finds a drunk waiting for him to drink enough to appreciate her unique charms. He adjusts his hat and takes a swig from the bottle looking around the room. Wondering for only a minute why his bottle is looking around the room he takes notice of the other friendly folk there.
"Much obliged Justin..." he pauses looking slightly uncomfortable "Ahem...Just keeping the turtles safe from the world, and the world safe from turtles..." The breeze knocks the door gently against the frame and he jumps just the tiniest bit. "Y'all ain't seen a turtle round these parts that's a missin part of his claw have you?" There is no response. "Good. Cause he scares the heck outa me." Gwyd Thanks for the props m'friend |
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Donal Chayce Inner circle 1770 Posts |
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On 2008-06-10 12:06, Justin Style wrote: Okay, okay...I'll break loose with the Benjamins. |
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Justin Style Inner circle 2010 Posts |
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Okay, okay...I'll break loose with the Benjamins. Yo, yo, yo...Donal! Sorry dude, your money ain't no good here. What I meant to say; NO tab, yes true. No tab because there ain't NO BILL! Ye,ha! It's ON THE HOUSE!!! Our casa your casa! Party on, enjoy! drink up! :drinkup: |
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Donal Chayce Inner circle 1770 Posts |
Wow! Justin, your generosity knows no bounds. You sure know how to incentivize your clientele's patronage.
I love your bar. Free drinks, and everybody knows your name. |
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magicoftomh Inner circle Cleveland, Ohio 3664 Posts |
May I see the wine list, please?
I still have a few Astral Perfections in the humidor going to waste since we cannot smoke in Ohio establishments. |
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Larry Bean Inner circle I'm digging enough holes for 2016 Posts |
No smoking in Arkansas establishments either. When I travel I am shocked to here "Smoking or Non". Ohio's law explains how I just spent 5 days in Columbus, ate out every meal and was never asked, Smoking or Non?
Now - a Blue Moon with a slice of Orange please. |
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Justin Style Inner circle 2010 Posts |
Just look at your out streched hand...there it is, just the way you like it!
And MAGICOFTOMH... Wine list, food list or any other list...we no got. Don't need one. We have EVERYTHING, so no need to make a list. At this bar all we say is Make a request Enjoy! |
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kcg5 Inner circle who wants four fried chickens and a coke 1868 Posts |
Quote: On 2008-06-08 02:56, stoneunhinged wrote:
Nobody expects the spanish inquisition!!!!!
"History will be kind to me, as I intend to write it"- Sir Winston Churchill |
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Justin Style Inner circle 2010 Posts |
Look down a little bit below the box you write your message and you will see: BBcode...smiles click on smiles and you will see all those things.
:thumbsup: |
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