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kris attard
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A man goes to a psychic for a reading. "It'll cost you $200 for three questions" she says. "What, isn't that rather expensive?". "Yes" she replies. "Next question".
JChristensen
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I have several lines I used, but none are original, though I don't remember where I got them. (I know, how convenient!)

"ESP runs in my family. My uncle knew the exact date of his death." (Pause a couple of beats) "A judge told him."

"Psychic abilities runs in my family. My grandfather had ESP, unfortunately he also had Alzheimers, which put him in the awkward position of forgetting things before they happened."

"How many people here believe in ESPN?" (Raise your own hand)

Two mindreaders met on the street. The first said, "You're feeling fine, how about me?"

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HA HA HA HA...Stop!!!! I love them! Smile Smile Smile Smile Smile
"Tell Em WR sent Ya."
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I do not beleive in reincarnation, but I did in a previous existence, and probably will in the future.
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- Marcel Marceau, Feb 30, 1945.
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