So it sensors D@M but not arse or crappy? Go figgure!

It censors b0llocks too. an odd Brit/U.S. form of censorship

The word is SLOBLOCKS bot B0llocks but hey your american what would you know?

PS it would be interetedig to know how many people get the reference?

From what I've read, British slang can be anything that even ryhmes with the dirty words, so SLOBLOCKS would work.

It a referencet to a comedy skech based on a program called countdown - the contestnt askes for a series of consonants and vowels than has 30 seconds to make the longest word they can. In the sketch the letters come out in this order:-

B O L L O C S K

the ongest word they get is lock! The "expert" in dictionay corner comes up with SLOBLOCKS which is an old word meaning "Male genitalia" its a very funny sketch - shame id di not do it justice here!

I heard about a UK television show in the 70's. The guys who designed the signage for the end of the program got screwed by the producers, so they made the sign read like this:

C
U
Next
Time

Here is the sketch for you to see

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9X1cKMKcHmg

you may also like this:-
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=L0Yds_GijJg&feature=related

this is by no way representative of the Cafés views nore mine but:-
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1-xwhGbaYzw&NR=1
its all random honest......

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tVFpB5WEuZ8&feature=related
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ToF6wbZF3k8&feature=related

and teh best......

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7gBXPUSXGWs&feature=related

That stuff was awesome! I especially liked the ____FLAPS clip. The last one went right over my head, I guess you'd have to be a Brit to get it.

Nope I believe eveyone can get it - even really UGLY loner guys! Not saying you are ugly or a loaner (like some people on here ....... eh ken what do you say?)

You never heard the word W@nker? Well W@ankers is the Pleural of w@anker.

Dictionary defenition

w@nker

• noun Brit. vulgar slang a stupid or contemptible person.

http://www.askoxford.com/concise_oed/wanker?view=uk

but also:-

w@nk
Brit. vulgar slang

• verb (also wank off) *********.

• noun an act of masturbating.
http://www.askoxford.com/concise_oed/wank?view=uk

so see any bloke should be able to "get it" Well except John Bobbit - or if your arms are really hurtin or fallen off!

The thing is Nipps that apart from the first one (which is a paradoy of the real show - the rest of the clips) they are all genuine and accidental - I think at one time they went out live (although I may be wrong there). Great show and carol looks great for an older woman! Only thing is she is VERY smart (s I have no chance!)

What`s it coming to when a dyslexic starts teaching Yanks English.!!

Well technically its a dyslexic dyslexia specialist - but whos correcting you.

How hte heck are you ken?

Sheesh, I KNOW what a w_nker is, its just that in the video clip those darn Brits are talking in such a mumble that it's difficult to see whats so funny!

As if people from Philadelphia don't have a weird accent?

Many English-speaking peoples say water. Philadelphians say wood-er. Etc.

You a speckylisht !!!

How can anyone who cant speak propper like what I do,,,teach others who don't speak propper to speak propper ???

Im still wet from the excess wood-er at the weekend.

Oh, Ken! You're starting to talk like Dave! We're doomed!

Look at the bright side...it was a free bath!