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JRob Veteran user Central South Carolina 395 Posts |
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On 2008-07-29 19:13, Michaelmystic2003 wrote: While you kind of came close when you proclaimed Tarbell to be dated, at least you didn't say it sucks because it's hard.
"Jim Roberts, AKA: Professor Jay Rob "<br>
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michaelmystic2003 Inner circle 3062 Posts |
Fair enough... when I actually read Tarbell though, I was amazed... in fact, a few of the effects have ended up permanently in my repertoire.
Learn more about my upcoming book of close up magic and theory SYNTHESIS & SECRETS: A Magic Book in Four Acts: https://www.michaelkrasworks.com/synthesis-secrets
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Stanyon Inner circle Landrum, S.C. by way of Chicago 3433 Posts |
It's amazing what this "three weeks and a few days into magic" juvenile is calling garbage! Ewwwww!...It's too hard!...Oh Waaaaaaaaaaah!
I hope, for his sake, he never finds the Café! JMHO Cheers!
Stanyon
aka Steve Taylor "Every move a move!" "If you've enjoyed my performance half as much as I've enjoyed performing for you, then you've enjoyed it twice as much as me!" |
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Stanyon Inner circle Landrum, S.C. by way of Chicago 3433 Posts |
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On 2008-07-29 15:51, Clock wrote: I'm surprised that this kid waited for fourteen days in the car for his package from Ellusionist. Kid!? Hello?? Go outside and play more! JMHO Cheers!
Stanyon
aka Steve Taylor "Every move a move!" "If you've enjoyed my performance half as much as I've enjoyed performing for you, then you've enjoyed it twice as much as me!" |
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pepka Inner circle Uh, I'm the one on the right. 5041 Posts |
Videos like this make me long for the good old days. Remember before YouTube when loser kids would just smoke weed and watch porn? Although, he did make me laugh when he butchered Roberto's name.
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daffydoug Eternal Order Look mom! I've got 14077 Posts |
It's a sad commentary on the day we live in. When I started magic in the early seventies. (the year, not my age!) I had to purchase what was available. A few things from Lou Tannen's catalog, and as far as instruction, the Mark Wilson course was available, maybe a few books by Bill Tarr, Slydini's Course, etc so I actually had to build myself a FOUNDATION in sleight of hand.
A foundation? Imagine that! Now a days it's whiz bang zangaroo, flick on youtube and whoopteedoo, and any kid is the next Cris Angel. Makes me absolutely sick. Next thing you know, this nitwit will be marketing his latest Mr Amazing Magic original creations, giving lecture tours. Or maybe we'll get lucky and the little turd will choke on a Delite...
The difficult must become easy, the easy beautiful and the beautiful magical.
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JRob Veteran user Central South Carolina 395 Posts |
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On 2008-07-30 15:04, Stanyon wrote: I don't know. If he doesn't venture outside of "New to Magic" for a while he might be alright. Unfortunately, since he was proclaiming himself advanced enough to label Card College, "garbage" because it's too hard he will most likely try to fit in elsewhere in the Café and Josh the Superfluous will have to write another song along the lines of "You Lying Piece of Crap". The comedic potential is certainly there
"Jim Roberts, AKA: Professor Jay Rob "<br>
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Stanyon Inner circle Landrum, S.C. by way of Chicago 3433 Posts |
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On 2008-07-30 15:13, Stanyon wrote: I'm sorry. I meant to say Penguin Magic.
Stanyon
aka Steve Taylor "Every move a move!" "If you've enjoyed my performance half as much as I've enjoyed performing for you, then you've enjoyed it twice as much as me!" |
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daffydoug Eternal Order Look mom! I've got 14077 Posts |
Penguin, Ellusionist..what's the difference?
The difficult must become easy, the easy beautiful and the beautiful magical.
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Magicray69 Veteran user Tampa Bay 369 Posts |
I love kids like this. Now I can pick up some really good stuff on eBay at half price!
There was a time I had the blues,
the reason was I had no shoes. Until I met upon the street a man who had no feet. |
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Stanyon Inner circle Landrum, S.C. by way of Chicago 3433 Posts |
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On 2008-07-31 08:51, Magicray69 wrote: Just remember...you are buying "garbage"!
Stanyon
aka Steve Taylor "Every move a move!" "If you've enjoyed my performance half as much as I've enjoyed performing for you, then you've enjoyed it twice as much as me!" |
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Chris H Inner circle Melbourne, Australia 1364 Posts |
I've got some words of encouragement for him...
Take your penguin ******* magic order, and jam it in your pretentious **** you little **** ******* ****** ******* **** ***... Now I feel better... Don't you love the comment, "Volume 3 sucks...well...I haven't opened it, but Volume 2 sucks." I also loved, "I contacted customer service to put up a warning...so, you're welcome." What a star! -- Topher |
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Chris H Inner circle Melbourne, Australia 1364 Posts |
...and where does a fetus get $170 anyway!?!?
I love the "I only use 32 cards, but my specs...that's my spectators, if you didn't know that...they won't know. But when I get those Tigers!!" I was under the impression that the Tigers were printed on "revolutionary UV500, thicker card stock". The poor little tyke is gonna have to drop down to 26 cards...otherwise his hands will hurt... :-( -- Topher |
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pentiumxp4000 New user 2 Posts |
OMG. This is terrible. Even worse than seeing text speak posts. And I just love how this guy talks as if he knows everything there is to know about magic and stuff... Well, I'm no expert, but I'd love to take a look in his head and see what makes him tick...
Hmm.
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Sammy J. Inner circle Castle Rock, Colorado 1786 Posts |
Talk about a "Natural"!
Sammy J. Teague
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MagicSanta Inner circle Northern Nevada 5841 Posts |
I tried watching him again....still can't do it. I put a six pack in the fridge and will try again later.
I did watch him discuss black tiger decks and all I could think was that would be the same expression some poor women will see as they are tied up in a shed by this little freak and he keeps saying "you are dirty! You are dirty! Stop looking like my mommy or...or...you'll be skinned just like her!". |
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MagicSanta Inner circle Northern Nevada 5841 Posts |
I've a question. There is an age of concent in different states, is there one for smacking a kid around? I mean, does one have to wait until he is 18 to smack him or something like that?
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stoneunhinged Inner circle 3067 Posts |
What amuses me is that all of you high IQ types can't figure out that the boy is trying to be satirical.
Michael Mystic, at the very least, should have figured this out. My own verdict is that he is funny, but about 80% too long. If he would condense all three videos into one five minute one, well...it would be a howler. |
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stoneunhinged Inner circle 3067 Posts |
By the way, I guess I've decided to return, if for no other reason than to try to stop all you boneheads from piling on a poor kid who is trying to be funny.
I mean, I could have made the same exact video, and y'all would be laughing. Word. Badonkadonk. I guess I need to put up an avatar. |
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MagicSanta Inner circle Northern Nevada 5841 Posts |
I don't think he is being satirical, I think he is just a typical little moron. Sure he'll likely be okay in 20 years but this internet means those outside his house may stumble across him and that is just wrong. Where is Lobo? We need a suit filed against the kids family now!
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