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Dynamike
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Guess want guys I just received the following E-mail to become a millionaire. I promise I will share it with all of you.
:lol: Smile Smile



DHL Nigeria Head Office
70 International Airport Road
Mafoluku,Lagos
TEL: :+2348056726326.
Custormers Service Hours--Monday To Saturday:
Office Hours Monday To Saturday:

Attention:Beneficairy,

The DHL Delivery Service Company are hereby passing an essential
massage to all our valuable customers to be very careful while
presenting their receivers residential address to avoid wrong delivery.

This is the DHL courier service company mailing you as per your
parcel that was brought to this company to be delivered to you by one
Miss.Stella Johnson of ZENITH BANK PLC, along the delivery process
there came a misunderstanding between you and the nicon insurance
company in regard of their request as per their insurance certificate
which happens to be course of your parcel pending for the past One
Year.Meanwhile we are hereby happy to inform you that the DHL Company
has finalized everything with the nicon insurance company of Nigeria
as the company organization has also listed 24 valuable parcels to be
intact in their office after the released of the parcels from the
nicon insurance company. We are happy to inform you once again that
your parcel that contain ATM CARD worth the sum of $2 million dollars
is among the 24 parcels listed which is now in our office and also
with your name as the receiver despite that we lost your private
residential addresss, which is an indication that you can now re-send
your residential address to back to the DHL company where your parcel
can be delivered to you without hesitation with Meanwhile remember
that the sender of this parcel Miss Stella Johnson of ZENITH BANK PLC
still owes this company the sum of $150 before incident occured, know
you that this company has spent out of their income in the process by
recovering back your parcel so dear customer we once again appreciate
your patronage in our favour. Without hesitations you are to pay for
just the balance left by your sender via western union so that your
parcel can be delivered to your residential address before it
accumulate a demurrage after one week only,as you know your parcel is
not just an ordinary parcel but with a huge amount and I think you
understand what I mean by accumulating a demurrage? Which you will not
allow to happen to your recovery parcel that almost gone if not for
the love that the good god have for you by favoring you with his
favour because it was God who did it not by your power but by the
spirit say the lord.

We assure you that your parcel will arrive at your country in two days
time and it will get to your door step the third OR fourth day as soon
as this company receive the balance left by your sender and the
tracking number of your parcel will be sent to you via e-mail
immediately so that you can track it yourself to see your parcel
coming on the way and you will also know when it will arrive at your
country because we operate in trust and loyalty in your favour.

And also the DHL courier Service Company is hereby to inform all their
customers by eradicating all their communication with the scam
mailsthat are going all-over the world be careful with their e-mails
so that your parcel will not be in danger with their evil planes. DHL
provides access to a growing global market place through a network of
supply chain, transportation, business and related information services.

PAYMENT INFORMATION OFFICE
SENDERS NAME-------
RECIEVERS NAME------
SENDERS COUNTRY-----
RECIEVERS COUNTRY----
TEXT QUESTION------------
TEXT ANSWER---------------
AMOUNT TO BE PAID---------
MTCN................................. DHL is one of the world's great
success stories, the start-up that revolutionized the delivery of ATM
CARD/packages and information.

In the past 30 years, we've grown up and grown into adverse family of
companies -a DHL that's bigger, stronger, better than ever. Call me
for more details:+2348056726326 Reply to this
email:dhlexpress2008@post.ro WAITING TO READ YOUR E-MAIL.

YOURS AFFECTIONATLY.
MR.SAM BROWN.
PHONE: +2348056726326
DHL DELIVERY MANAGING DIRECTOR.
Thanks for your Co-operation.
For the Ikeja Branch Manager
DHL Express Services Lagos Nigeria
Greg Arce
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If you go to this website - http://www.419eater.com/html/letters.htm - you will see how some people have scammed the scammers.

Greg
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While I KNOW it's a scam these parts crack me up:

"We are happy to inform you once again that your parcel that contain ATM CARD worth the sum of $2 million dollars..."

Really? Who declares on a form "ATM card worth 2 million dollars"???


"Meanwhile remember that the sender of this parcel Miss Stella Johnson of ZENITH BANK PLC still owes this company the sum of $150 before incident occured"

How or why would I know that? The sender owes you money? Why tell me? Do you routinly let others know who owes who money??? Send my atm card and I'll pay your $150.


"Without hesitations you are to pay for just the balance left by your sender via western union so that your parcel can be delivered to your residential address"

DHL now offers a COD option?!?


"know your parcel is not just an ordinary parcel"

Just yours, everyone else's we treat like crap.


"so that your parcel will not be in danger with their evil planes..."

Others may be a scam, but WE are legit... Smile
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That's awesome dude! Congrats Smile
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Greg, that is funny. Smile
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I respond to all of these, and now I am a TRILLIONAIRE!!!


MWAHAHAHAHAHAAAAA!!!
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Check out my latest one:

Anti-Terrorist and International Fraud Division.
Federal Bureau Of Investigation.
Seattle, Washington.
Telephone Number : (206) 973-2572

ATTN: BENEFICIARY

This is to Officially inform you that it has come to our notice and we have thoroughly completed an Investigation with the help of our Intelligence Monitoring Network System that you legally won the sum of $800,000.00 USD from a Lottery Company outside the United States of America. During our investigation we discovered that your e-mail won the money from an Online Balloting System and we have authorized this winning to be paid to you via a Certified Cashier's Check.


Normally, it will take up to 10 business days for an International Check to be cashed by your local bank. We have successfully notified this company on your behalf that funds are to be drawn from a registered bank within the United States Of America so as to enable you cash the check instantly without any delay, henceforth the stated amount of $800,000.00 USD has been deposited with Bank Of America.


We have completed this investigation and you are hereby approved to receive the winning prize as we have verified the entire transaction to be Safe and 100% risk free, due to the fact that the funds have been deposited at Bank Of America you will be required to settle the following bills directly to the Lottery Agent in-charge of this transaction whom is located in Lagos, Nigeria. According to our discoveries, you were required to pay for the following -


(1) Deposit Fee's ( Fee's paid by the company for the deposit into an American Bank which is - Bank Of America )
(2) Cashier's Check Conversion Fee ( Fee for converting the Wire Transfer payment into a Certified Cashier's Check )
(3) Shipping Fee's ( This is the charge for shipping the Cashier's Check to your home address and this fee includes Insurance )


The total amount for everything is $200.00 (Two Hundred-US Dollars). We have tried our possible best to indicate that this $200.00 should be deducted from your winning prize but we found out that the funds have already been deposited at Bank Of America and cannot be accessed by anyone apart from you the winner, therefore you will be required to pay the required fee's to the Agent in-charge of this transaction via Western Union Money Transfer Or Money Gram.


In order to proceed with this transaction, you will be required to contact the agent in-charge ( Mr. Benson Edward ) via e-mail. Kindly look below to find appropriate contact information:


CONTACT AGENT NAME: MR. BENSON EDWARD

E-MAIL ADDRESS: benson.edward6@gmail.com

Telephone Number : +234-808-252-6229

You will be required to e-mail him with the following information:

FULL NAME:
ADDRESS:
CITY:
STATE:
ZIP CODE:
DIRECT CONTACT NUMBER:

You will also be required to request Western Union details on how to send the required $200.00 in order to immediately ship your prize of $800,000.00 USD via Certified Cashier's Check drawn from Bank Of America, also include the following transaction code in order for him to immediately identify this transaction : EA2948-910.

This letter will serve as proof that the Federal Bureau Of Investigation is authorizing you to pay the required $200.00 ONLY to Mr. Benson Edward via information in which he shall send to you, if you do not receive your winning prize of $800,000.00 we shall be held responsible for the loss and this shall invite a penalty of $3,000 which will be made PAYABLE ONLY to you (The Winner).

Please find below an authorized signature which has been signed by the FBI Director- Robert Mueller, also below is the FBI NSB (National Security



FBI Director
Robert Mueller.
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so that your parcel will not be in danger with their evil planes


So, they have an airforce? Or is it just a few planes that have gone bad and now are just plain eveil?
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They used the word 'demurrage', I think it is legit. Ignoring that they got the name of the company and pretty much everything else wrong doesn't matter.
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These are pretty funny.

But the other side of the coin is that underneath is the evil of people who's hatred and contempt for their fellow man is such that they lie in wait, waiting for the chance to ruin someones else's life for their own selfish gain. These people are utterly despicable. Truly the lowest of the low.
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I'm working on my second million...I gave up on the first one.
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Greg, I really enjoyed the 419eater site. It would be fun to scam a scammer, as someone like Mr Prick D Elusion, Md... Smile
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I particularly liked this line in the first scam posted by Dynamike:

Quote:
... we've grown up and grown into adverse family of companies...


LOL...If I wasn't already certain that this was simply a result of bad ESL training, I'd proclaim this a textbook Freudian slip.
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President Obama sent me my first million just a few days ago... Have you not received yours yet?
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I don't know why, but lately I have been getting a lot of these things lately.

While most of them are very funny to read (I actually have a folder dedicated to these scam letters on my ISP's website), there were two that really ticked me off. The first one was some guy claiming that I had inherited some dogs that were in England. The other was claiming to be Steve, "The Crocodile Hunter", Irwin's wife who was in a desperate financial pickle and needed to get money out of the country quickly. The second was particularly reprehensible for using other people's willingness to help the widow of a well known figure to perpetrate a scam.

It puzzles me how people, with all the warnings that are out there, would still fall for this stuff. Of course, it could be argued that people are still falling for the three shell and Monte games even to this day.

Now excuse me while I reply to a letter from a rich uncle I never knew existed in which he promises that he left me over 200 MILLION USD! All I have to do is pay someone $150 by Western Union to have it shipped to me! Smile
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I opened an email address, planted it at many guestbooks those guys harvest email addys from and now am just waiting for some poor widow to ask for me help...interesting to see whether I can make the scammer jump some loops for me Smile
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I got a letter like that and replied that I knew the dead uncle and that they owed me money and I demanded payment. Since I've been to Lagos, Nigeria I was able to describe it. They never got back to me.
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There is a site out there someplace that an American comedian set up showing his letters back and forth with these Nigerians. It is extremely funny and in the letters he acts like he falls in love with the mother of the letter writer and wants to marry her and later on decides to leave the mother for her daughter. He refers to the women, who take over the emailing since he loves them, with names like 'my most dearest darling beloved one' and they reply in like but they cannot meet to get married until he sends the money. I wish I was that funny.
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If you can find that link Santa post it. That sounds hilarious...
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This link has many letters, it was posted by Greg Arce above.

http://www.419eater.com/html/letters.htm

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