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They have up to 7 days to file motions for a new trial.
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My first thought is GREAT!

My second thought is that while I'm happy OJ will do some time, I still wish he was doing time for murder. Smile

13 may be unlucky for him, but he still hit the jackpot on at least one verdict.
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One big lesson: If you must commit a crime, don't do it in Las Vegas, and especially not in a Las Vegas casino.

If you spend 24 hours in Las Vegas, and you spend it like most people, leaving your room and going around the strip and the rest of the city, you're almost certainly going to appear on at least 700 different cameras during that day.

Thanks for the photos!
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Yeah good point, all those cameras!
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Since we're discussing OJ Simpson, and this is a magic board, I figured you might enjoy this: O.J. Simpson now a professional magician in Las Vegas?
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LOL too much. DIdn't see any escape tricks though.
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Amazing how the courtroom was only half full on some days.
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On 2008-10-04 02:00, Scott Cram wrote:
Trivia: The date on which the jury in the O.J. Simpson murder trial found the former football star not-guilty of the 1994 slayings of his former wife, Nicole Brown Simpson, and Ronald Goldman was Oct 3, 1995.

Oct. 3rd is hereby declared "OJ Simpson verdict day". Smile


Does this technically qualify as IRONY? Or not...
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He should have worn tight fitting gloves. Smile
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Finally! Get him behind bars and lets forget about him once and for all. He can't keep escaping justice. It eventually caught up with him.
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Instead of putting him in a jail cell, they should put him in a Blender!


hey now...


do you think he'll find God on the inside?
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I think OJ found his God a long, long time ago.
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Hey, anyone know how much time of the sentance he will have to serve in Nevada before being eligible before parole?
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Couldn't have happened to a more deserving person! Wonder if his old nickname "The Juice" will be changed to "Juicy Fruit"?
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There sure is a big difference between California and Nevada. A person can do pretty much whatever they want to in Vegas, but that doesn't include kidnapping nor the use of a deadly weapon in the commission of a (bunch of) felonies. It sure don't pay to play around in the Silver State.

Bye-bye, OJ. You're hosed big-time.
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It's good that his plan involved friends with guns, and not himself with a knife.
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On 2008-10-05 11:39, Josh the Superfluous wrote:
It's good that his plan involved friends with guns, and not himself with a knife.
or covering up for his son with a knife:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CUg_wzuWAJw
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On 2008-10-05 11:25, Patrick Differ wrote:
There sure is a big difference between California and Nevada.



Never hurts to have multiple eyewitnesses, either.
"Torture doesn't work" lol
Guess they forgot to tell Bill Buckley.

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On 2008-10-05 12:19, Marvello wrote:
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On 2008-10-05 11:39, Josh the Superfluous wrote:
It's good that his plan involved friends with guns, and not himself with a knife.
or covering up for his son with a knife:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CUg_wzuWAJw


I hope you were joking with that link.

Still, it was fun to watch.

One could just as easily nominate...uh...ME:


Character: A nice guy, but emotionally unstable and prone to drinking.
Motive: OJ was a childhood hero, and Nicole was dissing him badly.
Means: I own a buck knife--and it has NEVER BEEN FOUND by any of the authorities.
Opportunity: I cannot account for where I was that day. Maybe others can, but I cannot.
Conspiracy: OJ, thinking that a crazed fan would hurt his reputation, came to my rescue when I called him with my cell phone. He stepped in the blood (which is why the blood was in his car), took me home and gave me a change of clothes after I washed up, and sent me off to Germany.

No one has EVER satisfactorily explained why I came to Germany. Suspicious? You bet. Obviously I was escaping something....

I cannot explain why he never put the finger on me, but I guess that's because he's just a stand up guy.
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