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Chrystal Inner circle Canada/France 1552 Posts |
Hey! I am paying attention or at least I think I am ......umm..what were you saying?
The person below me is arrogant. |
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Steve_Mollett Inner circle Eh, so I've made 3006 Posts |
I am not!! I'm perfect!!!
The person below me drowns kittens.
Author of: GARROTE ESCAPES
The absurd is the essential concept and the first truth. - Albert Camus |
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magicgeorge Inner circle Belfast 4299 Posts |
By the sack
The person below me likes to lick things they've found on the street |
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Slartibartfast Loyal user Southern Illinois 230 Posts |
Yeah, but it's not my fault - it's the asphalt.
The person below me keyed your grandmother's car.
If you can pull it off in a biker bar without being violated by a corn dog, more power to you.
-- Gwyd, the Unusual "YOUR Signature...speaks volumns (sic) as to your lack of understanding." --T.V. |
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Josh Chaikin Inner circle Kansas City 1430 Posts |
Hey, she ran the red light, she had coit coming.
The person below me only tips 14% instead of the traditional 15% and rounds DOWN the pennies. |
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gsidhe Inner circle Michigan 1725 Posts |
I'm not cheap, I'm frugal.
Besides, she only refilled my coffee twice during the whole meal. The one below me used to be an elevator operator, but got fired because they couldn't learn the route. |
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Slartibartfast Loyal user Southern Illinois 230 Posts |
At least I got the 'down' part right.
When the person below me goes to a mind reader they only get charged half price.
If you can pull it off in a biker bar without being violated by a corn dog, more power to you.
-- Gwyd, the Unusual "YOUR Signature...speaks volumns (sic) as to your lack of understanding." --T.V. |
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RS1963 Inner circle 2734 Posts |
If I had half a mind I'd really let you have it!
The one below me is so ugly they tried to make it big in porno movies but were paid to keep there clothes on. B.t.w they couldn't get a certain part of there body up either for the movie. |
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Josh Chaikin Inner circle Kansas City 1430 Posts |
Well, my arm was in a sling, it was impossible to move.
The person below me is so stupid, he thinks that Taco Bell is Mexico's biggest phone company. |
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magic4u02 Eternal Order Philadelphia, PA 15110 Posts |
They're not!!??? No wonder the drive through person thought I was nuts when I asked him to transfer me to Mexcio City. Hmmm
The person below me is so dumb, they thought the Magic Café was actually a Café and have been sitting by the computer for 3 days waiting for a menu.
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Pete Legend Inner circle Ireland 1401 Posts |
Hey I thought it would be rude to just get up and walk out! So your saying there is no coffee?
The person below me lacks character. |
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Mr. Mystoffelees Inner circle I haven't changed anyone's opinion in 3623 Posts |
Ahh, duhhh, yup, I dooo...
The person below me was once in love with their 3rd grade teacher. But it could never work out, too much age difference. The teacher was 26, and they were 38...
Also known, when doing rope magic, as "Cordini"
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kcg5 Inner circle who wants four fried chickens and a coke 1868 Posts |
But she was a hot teacher.
the person below me cannot spell kurt vonneguutt correctly.
Nobody expects the spanish inquisition!!!!!
"History will be kind to me, as I intend to write it"- Sir Winston Churchill |
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liampower Regular user 189 Posts |
True but I cant spell most things corectly
the person below me so dumd that he doesn't know what state kfc comes from |
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Matt Watts Regular user 189 Posts |
Kentucky same as Lance Burton and my Alcoholic Uncle
The Person below me tried to vanish a cigarette by sleeving it because he saw Carl Courtier's video on sleeving. |
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liampower Regular user 189 Posts |
Except I forgot to unroll my sleeves
the person below me tried to do the jumping knot of pakastan with 2 white ropes |
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Josh Chaikin Inner circle Kansas City 1430 Posts |
The ropes were different weaves, it seemed like a good idea at the time.
The person below me is so slow, it takes him two hours to watch 60 Minutes. |
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liampower Regular user 189 Posts |
That's my newest effect its the slowing down time illusion
the person below me tried to do a bullet catch with a real gun and real bullet |
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JoelDickinson Inner circle UK 1578 Posts |
Sorry for the delay, I have been in recovery ever since.
The person beneath me writes 'magic champion' on their website because they won a certificate for treading water for fifteen minutes when they were ten years old.
Online Magic Store :
themiraclestudio.co.uk |
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imgic Inner circle Moved back to Midwest to see 1337 Posts |
The person below me is so dumb they think Taco Bell is the Mexican Phone Company.
"Imagination is more important than knowledge."
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