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Gaddy,

I tried killing a mouse with a cat - and that method is even crueler.

I had to bludgeon the mouse with the cat about 15 times before it died - and the cat is now lieing down with an icepack on its forehead.

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Give the cat a raspberry.
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Does your bear have any talent in the rodent eradication field?

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But you can't give a cat a raspberry! It's really very hard.


That bear is only good at one thing, dancing.
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On 2008-11-11 14:56, plasticdestiny wrote:
Does your bear have any talent in the rodent eradication field?

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Do you mind? That's our wedding photo!
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A great little tap dancer.

Try Peter Pepper.
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On 2008-11-10 20:07, Rupert Bair wrote:
John Smith is usually a safe bet, unless that isn't his name.

It was Rumplestiltskin.
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Sorry. I will rephrase.

Does your bride have any talent in the rodent eradication field?

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If that were the case I wouldn't be weighing up the pros and cons of blunderbuss's and gaffa tape on an internet forum would I? Sheesh!
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You should have married someone with competence in the mousing field to compensate for your lack of knowledge thereof.

BTW, what is your beautiful betrothed doing when she goes down out of picture?

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I don't remember I was very drunk that week.
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I suspect I have seen your bride in a wedding gown previously.

Did she ever dance with Joel Grey?

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I will look up 'Joel Grey' next time I'm near a computer that connects to the interweb, its the first I've heard about any of this.
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If you could see her through my eyes, you wouldn't wonder at all. If you could see her through my eyes, I guarantee you would fall like I did. When we're in public together, I hear society moan. But if they could see her through my eyes, maybe they'd leave us alone.
Mein damen und herren, mesdames et messeiurs, ladies...and gentlemen. Is it a crime to fall in love? Can we ever tell where the heart truly leads us? All we are asking is eine bisschen Verstandnis-- a little understanding. Why can't the world leben und leben lassen...live and let live?


On reflection it wasn't her - I apologise for questioning her virtue.

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