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Josh Riel Inner circle of hell 1995 Posts |
Here is some information on salmonella and stuff.
Don't worry about clicking on it, I am just curious how long it will take before the discussion becomes political/religious in nature. Ready? Go!
Magic is doing improbable things with odd items that, under normal circumstances, would be unnessecary and quite often undesirable.
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SillverFoxx Loyal user A Foxx in Her Soxx has... 224 Posts |
God made the itty bitty turtles. And the much bigger turtles. And the tortoises too.
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Doug Higley 1942 - 2022 7152 Posts |
God ain't in it...the freakin' lefty dogooders think people aren't smart enough not to put a turtle in their mouth so they ban turtles. Also posting useless links is really dumb. I like Hot Dogs and Beans...with Spam...an potatoes.
Higley's Giant Flea Pocket Zibit
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SillverFoxx Loyal user A Foxx in Her Soxx has... 224 Posts |
Shhh... Josh kissed the turtle. Don't make him feel bad.
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Mark Rough Inner circle Ivy, Virginia 2110 Posts |
And to take it completely full circle. . . I hear the Nazis created salmonella.
What would Wavy do?
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balducci Loyal user Canada 227 Posts |
If everything must have a cause, then God must have a cause. If there can be anything without a cause, it may just as well be the world as God, so that there cannot be any validity in that argument. It is exactly of the same nature as the Hindu's view, that the world rested upon an elephant and the elephant rested upon a tortoise; and when they said, "How about the tortoise?" the Indian said, "Suppose we change the subject."
Attributed to Bertrand Russell's 1927 lecture, 'Why I Am Not a Christian' --- A well-known scientist (some say it was Bertrand Russell) once gave a public lecture on astronomy. He described how the earth orbits around the sun and how the sun, in turn, orbits around the center of a vast collection of stars called our galaxy. At the end of the lecture, a little old lady at the back of the room got up and said: "What you have told us is rubbish. The world is really a flat plate supported on the back of a giant tortoise." The scientist gave a superior smile before replying, "What is the tortoise standing on?" "You're very clever, young man, very clever," said the old lady. "But it's turtles all the way down!" Stephen Hawking, 'A Brief History of Time'
Make America Great Again! - Trump in 2020 ... "We're a capitalistic society. I go into business, I don't make it, I go bankrupt. They're not going to bail me out. I've been on welfare and food stamps. Did anyone help me? No." - Craig T. Nelson, actor.
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Josh Riel Inner circle of hell 1995 Posts |
Well done.
I commend each and every one of you. I would call, but I have this *** turtle lodged in my throat.
Magic is doing improbable things with odd items that, under normal circumstances, would be unnessecary and quite often undesirable.
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MagicSanta Inner circle Northern Nevada 5841 Posts |
Jesus gave us turtles, the right wingers in their continuing attempt to keep people from living their own lives got laws passed restricting their sale.
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Magnus Eisengrim Inner circle Sulla placed heads on 1053 Posts |
Have they ever finished recounting the turtles in Minnesota?
John
The blood-dimmed tide is loosed, and everywhere
The ceremony of innocence is drowned; The best lack all conviction, while the worst Are full of passionate intensity.--Yeats |
balducci Loyal user Canada 227 Posts |
Apparently politics and turtles together go way back.
"The Common snapper, known commonly and in folklore as the "Ograbme," was the central feature of a famous American political cartoon. Published in 1808 in protest at the Jeffersonian Embargo Act of 1807, the cartoon depicted a snapping turtle, jaws locked fiercely to an American trader who was attempting to carry a barrel of goods onto a British ship. The trader was seen whimsically uttering the words "Oh! this cursed Ograbme" ("embargo" spelled backwards). This piece is widely considered a pioneering work within the genre of the modern political cartoon." You'll have to click the link below to see the cartoon. http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/co......abme.jpg
Make America Great Again! - Trump in 2020 ... "We're a capitalistic society. I go into business, I don't make it, I go bankrupt. They're not going to bail me out. I've been on welfare and food stamps. Did anyone help me? No." - Craig T. Nelson, actor.
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Josh the Superfluous Inner circle The man of 1881 Posts |
What if an endangered turtle wanted to turn itself into soup, in order to please it's deity?
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Josh Riel Inner circle of hell 1995 Posts |
Then it would be bones, that leads us to Dinosaur bones, then to the old evolution/creation discussions... then we will decide that fossils created God.
Then the whole thing will be deleted. Thanks a lot Josh #2
Magic is doing improbable things with odd items that, under normal circumstances, would be unnessecary and quite often undesirable.
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