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My urine cures acne at best, nips.
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Brett is so on top of it, Obama denied knowing him.
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On 2008-12-12 17:39, Freak Prodigy wrote:
My urine cures acne at best, nips.

And you know this how?
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I pee on my face every night before bed.
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Thank you everyone for your great advice. I will definitely look into Ward Hall and Chris Christ when I graduate. The bed of nails is going good. I plan on taking it very slowly at first with constant supervision. I am not planing on breaking cinder blocks on my chest any time soon.

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On 2008-12-12 23:30, Juliegel wrote:
I am not planing on breaking cinder blocks on my chest any time soon.

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Juliegel


that's sounds like a good idea.
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On 2008-12-12 23:00, Freak Prodigy wrote:
I pee on my face every night before bed.



Its not the Urine itself .......

It’s ALL those energy drinks he lives on! most of the chemicals pass right thought you and can cure acne once out the other end ....... how do you think they make acne treatments?
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Actually you're not that far from the truth, Dave. Everyone here should check the ingredient listing on most products in your medicine cabinet. Look for anything that has the word or word combo with "urea" in it. Yep.... you're washing your hair with wee wee.

Premarin (a feminine hormone drug) was banned by PETA and the like due to unwanted foals being born. Apparently Premarin stands for PREnatal MAre uRINe, and the only way to get it was to harvest urine from pregnant horses.
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Urine's also good for curing athlete's foot. You're supposed to soak.

I've met some folks who think it's good to drink it, and have a fully-formed rationale about the health benefits, based in pseudo-science and Vedic philosophy. I don't plan to share a beverage with them.
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A gymnast taught me that urine makes blisters heal faster. If you get one on your hands, pop it and then pee on it while in the shower. Do not rinse off. I know it sounds like I'm trying to just get you guys to pee on your hands but if you ever get blisters bad enough and need to heal fast you should try it. Gymnasts know blisters and how to heal fast.

As per the topic head, I saw "The Tonight Show" a few years back and there was a science guy on that had Leno lay on a bed of nails. After he got up there were several spots of blood on his otherwise white shirt. I'm sure he had rehearsed this as most everything is rehearsed on the Tonight Show. Just goes to show you how real this stuff is.

I heard Brett could heal the sick, raise the dead, and trim their toenails.

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And then there is the age old question of why the House of Lords smelled of P!SS (sorry urine) during the summer.......

Any one......




er anyone .........


Any one.......


er Bueller........



anyone......

Ill give you a few moments to ponder then tell you why (and it s not because they are all rather drunk and loose the ability to control themselves)
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On 2008-12-13 10:55, The Village Idiots wrote:

I heard Brett could heal the sick, raise the dead, and trim their toenails.

Will


I could talk to the dead if you like, I'll re unite you with you great Aunt Ester twice removed. For a small fee of course, you know, to keep god happy.


Oh, and you forgot to add that after I trim the toenails, I horde them. I've got a shelf in my garage full of nail clippings.
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Actually read an article in a womans mag about a guy who actually does that ,hair trimmings too ( dirty git....)Article was headed"Come up and see my collection of Clippings". Yechhhhhh
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Which brings a whole new meaning to Bed of Nails . Bet hes still single.( Mind you Im single ,but all Ive got is chocolate wrappers in mine )
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David London has a totally delightful routine, using celebrity toenail clippings.
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Ward once told me about making a bed of nails using the press on acrylics as a sight gag. I think they used it in the Wondercade show.
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On 2008-12-13 14:08, Freak Prodigy wrote:
Ward once told me about making a bed of nails using the press on acrylics as a sight gag. I think they used it in the Wondercade show.
Son of a. . .

Several years ago I mentioned to Harley that I had an idea for a bed of Lee Press-On Nails.

I guess there really are no new ideas.
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Yeh but Stephon I bet you would have come up wiht a great act to go with that - may be not just a sight gag? You cheeky monkey you! (Gota love your camera up the skirt!)
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Yeah, I think Ward's premise had to do with drag queens.
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Toe nails... I could make some from stainless.... ah ferget it, I lost momentum!
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