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I have a few beds of sponge balls,,,,be the first to feature this stunt in your show !!
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I'm spotting a trend in your posts tonight!
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SHHHHHHHH !
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Ken must have been at the pub a little too long again and has become obsessed with talking about his little red (sponge) balls.
A direct from text adaptation : The Strange Case Of Dr. Jekyll & Mr. Hyde Starring Mickey Rooney in his final role.
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Kondini Inner circle 3609 Posts
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Cmon,,,little!!! Red maybe, but little !
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I actually removed the "little" then put it back in. I'm not a little git
 like David and nip at your heels every chance I get, so I have to make my shots count!
A direct from text adaptation : The Strange Case Of Dr. Jekyll & Mr. Hyde Starring Mickey Rooney in his final role.
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So Ken, how many cases of clown noses DID you get?
Oh... and I HATE it when my nips are at my heels.
The Great Nippulini: body piercer, Guinness World Record holder, blacksmith and man with The World's Strongest Nipples! Does the WORLD care? We shall see...
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Shoot how long you been married and your already moaning about being nipped at the heel?
TOLD you it wouldnt take long! |
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thegreatnippulini Inner circle of Hell because I've made 2582 Posts
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No, I was talking about how low my nipples hang that they get caught up in my heels when I walk. The other thing I just wrap around my loeg so it doesn't get tangled.
The Great Nippulini: body piercer, Guinness World Record holder, blacksmith and man with The World's Strongest Nipples! Does the WORLD care? We shall see...
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My ex used to go topless in the summer (then complain of gravel rash...)
E.O.I
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Kondini Inner circle 3609 Posts
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Sensible talk now,,,! 1000 boxes of red 2". don't say a word!
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dave_matkin Inner circle 4522 Posts
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WOW 2" that is huge - (see Spinal tap movie for the joke there)
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FacadeTheStiltBoy Elite user Greensboro NC 474 Posts
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And all these knobs turn to eleven. See? Eleven, eleven, eleven, eleven.
Why not make one higher, and just go to ten? But these go to eleven. |
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Stephon Special user Maryland, USA 911 Posts
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What's this about turning my knob?
~Les S. Moore, The Dapper Dipper
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Would that be a 2" red knob (Seen a few in my time).
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Stephon Special user Maryland, USA 911 Posts
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It starts out at 2", but it goes to 11.
~Les S. Moore, The Dapper Dipper
Swami Yomahmi and Cheeky Monkey Sideshow "Comedy is a man in trouble." ~Bill Irwin |
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Shoot no it was supposed to be 2' not 2"
Facade knows what I mean..... and is Ken trying to sell something? How much you want for one box? |
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Now they are going out @ £4;99 with the dealers,,but would I ask for that, hell no. Am I going to rip it out at a £4 or a £3 hell no. This is the deal of the year,,I know what your thinking £2;50 is a gift. Not only will I give you 4 of these magic balls,but with instructions (The same instructions supplied to the late and great Harry Houdini,,,no less) Look what it did for him......Im not even asking £2:50 for these amazing magic balls. The same balls found buried beneath the temples of Tibet, the self same balls which gave the gift of knowledge to the Shaolin Monks, these balls prolong erection, ejeculation and even master****on!
All this for a meager £2 a box. Only 999 boxes left so send your cash, cheques, money orders, paypal and poker chips to me, now, right now. P&P anywhere in the world £3 Cmon then !! |
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