We all do what we need to.

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'splain, Lucy.

Jay: Do you mean your picture or something else ?

Birds a poopin, rabbits a breedin, big old smile on his face. Kind of ruins the image.

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I can't reach him, but can someone slap Jay in the back of the head for me?

Thanks in advance....

Did you know, if you pull the tail on a Guinea Pig, it's eyes fall out.. If someone pulled on your tail, wouldn't your eyes fall out?

In a similar but different question, The term "Pulling my chain"; does that refer to a chain gang?

I guess you would know the best uses for a Guinea pig. Most happy people do. Do you always walk around with an empty shopping bag?

Kevin, I get the Guinea Pig part but is "empty shopping bag" a euphemism?

Incidentally, the best use of a Guinea Pig is with the Lloyd's Guinea Pig Box and a Coffee Canister. It brings tears to my eyes when I think of all the little boys and girls that have been traumatized by seeing that routine. It's harsh, off the wall, raw and disturbing......I like it!
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Here is an old BIT that was in the Mantra... Tell the audience you will produce a bird from a Dove Pan (We wouldn't actually call it a Dove Pan but that's another topic for Steve to straighten out) Anyway, you open the pan and all that falls out are feathers. You exclaim " I hate that cat".

The end.

I guess you can tell by my attention to small details that I'm not busy... Will someone please order something, for the new year, then I'll get off the key board.

I'll order something Jay.
What do you have for under a dollar?

One Guinea pig, minus the eyes.

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Empty shopping bag is George Michaels MO when working men's restrooms.

I'll have to look into working those mens rooms. All I've done is fundraisers, private parties & trade shows.

You seem to know a little about it, How much does working in mens rooms pay? And no jokes about the tips!

No, I just read the newspapers. You're the one who mentioned the different ises for Guinea pigs. You must have one happy lifestyle.

I heard about you performing at private parties. Mostly Boy Scouts?

What's an "Ises for Guinea Pigs"? Did you mean to say Isis? Isis is coincidentally the Egyptian goddess of magic.

It's not Ises, it was ises, no upper case. The word ises is a typo for the word
uses. Capish?

Si.

Did you know if a girl puts her barefoot under your nose after she's been in shoes 10 hours you'l pass oout? LMAO !!! Ed, (Eddini), C.H.