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MagicSanta Inner circle Northern Nevada 5841 Posts |
Our principle in Georgia had a paddle with holes in it for grades 4-6, the lil' kids got a paddle without holes.
In highschool I had a teacher who was a tad hyper. He'd entice kids to fight then joyfully break up the fight usually getting in a few blows himself. He got called on his methods once and that kid had a fit when his parents agreed that the teacher did the right thing tossing him over a chain fence. He finally got into some trouble when, a couple days after graduation, a fresh grad girl moved in with him along with her friend, another fresh grad. He moved to the school for delinquents where he thrived. |
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ed rhodes Inner circle Rhode Island 2885 Posts |
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On 2009-01-09 11:18, Slartibartfast wrote: See, I would have gone to school authorities and said; "He committed a terrorist act, spreading dangerous microbes on my school supplies!" and get HIM kicked out. (So much for Mr. 90% score rate!)
"...and if you're too afraid of goin' astray, you won't go anywhere." - Granny Weatherwax
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Josh the Superfluous Inner circle The man of 1881 Posts |
3 pages, and no John Waters references? He was licking the folder so it would reject him.
What do you want in a site? "Honesty, integrity and decency." -Mike Doogan
"I hate it, I hate my ironic lovechild. I didn't even have anything to do with it" Josh #2 |
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MagicSanta Inner circle Northern Nevada 5841 Posts |
I have to admit while I wouldn't watch films shot by Michael and his 'friend' Ruban I would have loved to watch a video of Michael having a snit while his binder is being licked. I can picture it now, his beret crooked, his hands on his hips, sputtering away "I just can't believe this! I'm tho...tho...uhmp! I'll scratch your eyes out for that! I'm tho...tho...I need bread! Ruban! He licked over my 'Magic Café Rocks' in blue sharpie! Now it is ruined!"
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Josh the Superfluous Inner circle The man of 1881 Posts |
HA! If any of those kids had a video phone, you know it was rolling.
What do you want in a site? "Honesty, integrity and decency." -Mike Doogan
"I hate it, I hate my ironic lovechild. I didn't even have anything to do with it" Josh #2 |
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Bob Sanders Grammar Supervisor Magic Valley Ranch, Clanton, Alabama 20504 Posts |
Michael,
I live on a ranch and spent yesterday draining an abscess in a horse's hoof. Would you like to change the flavor of your notebook? Bob |
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michaelmystic2003 Inner circle 3062 Posts |
AHAHAHAH!
And MagicSanta, always insultingly hilarious. Better watch out next time a blonde haired teenager sits on your lap at Christmas time.
Learn more about my upcoming book of close up magic and theory SYNTHESIS & SECRETS: A Magic Book in Four Acts: https://www.michaelkrasworks.com/synthesis-secrets
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Mark Rough Inner circle Ivy, Virginia 2110 Posts |
I think that's a felony in some places.
What would Wavy do?
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tommy Eternal Order Devil's Island 16544 Posts |
I left school and I’m so calm I can't even think.
If there is a single truth about Magic, it is that nothing on earth so efficiently evades it.
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MagicSanta Inner circle Northern Nevada 5841 Posts |
Heck, I can go to Moundhouse and get a blonde teenage girl to sit on my lap and more, no problem. Michael, a girl is one of those long haired bumpy humans that walk around your school, you know, the ones that point and laugh when you are having a hissy over someone licking your binder.
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Rupert Bair Inner circle ? 2179 Posts |
I have to pay a lot of money for someone to lick my binder.
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gaddy Inner circle Agent of Chaos 3526 Posts |
Just give 'em a wet willie or an atomic wedgie or even a wicked spitball from 30' away when he's not expecting it and be done with it. I'd stop short of a swirlie, though... Those are bad news for everyone involved.
*due to the editorial policies here, words on this site attributed to me cannot necessarily be held to be my own.*
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gaddy Inner circle Agent of Chaos 3526 Posts |
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On 2009-01-09 14:55, Gilgamesh_The_Librarian wrote: AWESOME!
*due to the editorial policies here, words on this site attributed to me cannot necessarily be held to be my own.*
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MagicSanta Inner circle Northern Nevada 5841 Posts |
In the Navy when you get to a ship out of boot they like to electricute you, good times. They also will grease you, have you look for sea bats, all that stuff.
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MickeyPainless Inner circle California 6065 Posts |
Santa,
Were you a Snipe in the Canoe Club? |
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Josh Riel Inner circle of hell 1995 Posts |
When will you people ever learn... Violence is always an option.
Really, if the guys go home with a tale of violent sodomy as his punishment for spitting on your belongings he will rethink his tack the next time he wants to **** someone off. Paper cut him and pour salt or lemon juice on the wounds while he is tied upside down, his head in a pile of animal effluence. Or come here and complain like the poster boy for impotency. If you'll excuse me, Mr Superfluous insulted me via PM and I need to visit the Great Lakes region.
Magic is doing improbable things with odd items that, under normal circumstances, would be unnessecary and quite often undesirable.
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tommy Eternal Order Devil's Island 16544 Posts |
Its obvious that the binder was not in accordance with the dimensions of sacred geometry, otherwise the maltreatment would never have transpired.
If there is a single truth about Magic, it is that nothing on earth so efficiently evades it.
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MagicSanta Inner circle Northern Nevada 5841 Posts |
No Mickey I was a supply puke. I was visiting the snipes when they tried to grease me and I hit a first class. He threatened to rat me out for popping him and I told him to go ahead, I'd just tell 'em that he tried to (Mickey knows, the rest of you have to figure it out. The IC guys electricuted me...did a pretty good job at it too.
I agree with Josh, violence is always an option and a quick way to end BS. |
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Rupert Bair Inner circle ? 2179 Posts |
All those in favour of retribution say AYE!
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Josh Riel Inner circle of hell 1995 Posts |
Aye, and violent... No that would be wrong...
Magic is doing improbable things with odd items that, under normal circumstances, would be unnessecary and quite often undesirable.
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