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marko Inner circle 2109 Posts |
10. Someone asks if you want to go to a Café, and you look around for a computer.
9. You have more friends on here than in real life. 8. You've started talking to the other poster's avatars. And they've started talking back. 7. You often wonder where those posters go who post here a lot for a short while and then just suddenly disappear. 6. Your name is Andrew E. Miller. 5. You call Steve Brooks 'Daddy'. 4. In desperation, you check the 'Smooth As Silk' section for updates. 3. You as a user are deemed 'Special' beneath your avatar, and you've started wondering if that's meant as some sort of insult. 2. Steve Brooks calls YOU 'Daddy'. 1. You actually take the time to compile a list such as this.
Thought: Why does man kill? He kills for food. And not only food: frequently there must be a beverage.
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Schaden Inner circle Purgatory 1253 Posts |
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On 2003-05-03 16:19, marko wrote: Lee |
Andrew E. Miller Inner circle Southern California 1428 Posts |
Great post marko. I know that I spend way to much time here! 829 posts in a few weeks (3)
says something.... Andrew |
Symmatrix Special user 553 Posts |
Great 10 commandments, marko...
Symmatrix
What We See Is Mainly Depend On What We Look For.
Only Those Who Can See The Invisible Can Do The Impossible. Symmatrix Magic |
CharlieC Elite user 488 Posts |
Great list, Marko!
"Whenever he gets in a fix he reaches into his bag of tricks.
Felix the cat, the wonderful, wonderful cat..." |
siborgotron New user 29 Posts |
HAHA!I like it marko...
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Cheshire Cat Special user Wilmslow, UK 941 Posts |
Funny post Marko!!
But if anyone can give us another site where we can talk on the whole www to friends from USA, UK, NZ, Canada, Sweden, Japan, Australia, Singapore etc. etc. etc. WITHOUT having to endure troublemakers, nuts, idiots, obscenity . . . I for one would like the address!! It's a great place for late at night when the kids are locked into a Playstation soccer game and the wife wants to watch ANOTHER house makeover programme on TV. Tony. |
RiffClown Inner circle Yorktown, Virginia (Previously Germany) 1579 Posts |
10. The Café is your Start page
9. The Magic Café is your default search engine. 8. You've had 3 or more different Avatars since you joined. 7. You've turned down paying engagements for Café time. 6. You know the :text: for every smiley. 5. You remeber the times when the Café was down and had absolutely nothing to do. 4. The Inner Circle isn't a goal, it's a by-product. 3. You can't remember not having access to the Secret Sessions. 2. You've purchased the Chef Special every month. 1. Your spouse had demanded you make a choice and you spent your time here talking about how much you miss her. (Extra Credit) You can name every staff member and grammar host, both past and present.
Rob "Riff, the Magical Clown" Eubank aka RiffClown
<BR>http://www.riffclown.com <BR>Magic is not the method, but the presentation. |
Andrew E. Miller Inner circle Southern California 1428 Posts |
Great list Mr. Eubank. almost all of those apply to me!!!!
Andrew |
Chris Berry Special user 831 Posts |
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On 2003-05-04 22:55, Andrew E. Miller wrote: I don't know if that is something to be proud about.... |
Andrew E. Miller Inner circle Southern California 1428 Posts |
Actually, I am proud of it.
Andrew |
Mark Martinez Inner circle Wisconsin 1276 Posts |
Too Funny!
You know the :text: for every smiley. :rotf: ROTFLOL
Magically,
Mark Success comes before work only in the dictionary. - Anonymous |
Andini Special user Columbus, OH 685 Posts |
Reading these lists, I fear the day I, myself, become a Café-Addict!
-Andini |
hkwiles Special user Howard Wiles 797 Posts |
When you check for replies to your postings on the Café before checking your e-mails in- box
Howard |
RiffClown Inner circle Yorktown, Virginia (Previously Germany) 1579 Posts |
You still use email??
Rob "Riff, the Magical Clown" Eubank aka RiffClown
<BR>http://www.riffclown.com <BR>Magic is not the method, but the presentation. |
mjb16 Loyal user Ossining, New York 208 Posts |
Very Good Guys!!!
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Dragona Regular user New Jersey 159 Posts |
Hey, everybody I know now sends my e-mails over the posting boards and I've only been on for about 3 days!!!!!
I have the breath of dragons and the soul of a human.
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Steve Brooks Founder / Manager Northern California - United States 3780 Posts |
Top 10 Signs I Spend Too Much Time At The Magic Café
--------------------------------------------- 10 The Café really is my start page. 9 I am constantly hitting the refresh button to see if I have any new Private Messages. 8 While dining out with friends (non magicians) someone inquires about the Chef Special, and I say; "Which month?" 7 I have a phobia about Red coffee mugs. 6 I will often awaken from a deep sleep to go use the restroom, and on the way there I log-on to The Café to check my Private Messages. 5 While having a disagreement with my better half, in a burst of anger I threaten to Ban her! 4 I actually remember when The Café consisted of three people, and had no members at all! 3 I spend as much time talking with members via telephone as I do on the board! 2 Never knowing my real Daddy, I often hit the Members List and wonder; "Maybe, just maybe..." 1 Regarding the creation of The Magic Café, I ask myself on a daily basis; "What the !*#$ was I thinking?!"
"Always be you because nobody else can" - Steve Brooks
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RiffClown Inner circle Yorktown, Virginia (Previously Germany) 1579 Posts |
You remember this thread and nothing has changed.
Rob "Riff, the Magical Clown" Eubank aka RiffClown
<BR>http://www.riffclown.com <BR>Magic is not the method, but the presentation. |
radiantentertainment Regular user Donald Collins 112 Posts |
3 days on here and I am hooked. Thanks Mr. Brooks.
Life is not a dress rehearsal!
Less is more. & Knock'em dead! |
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