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daffydoug
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Subject: FW: Fwd: first date


>
>> If you didn't see this on the Tonight show, I hope you're
sitting down
> when you read it. This is probably the funniest date story ever, first
> date
> or
>> not!!! We have all had bad dates but this takes the cake.
>>
>> Jay Leno went into the audience to find the most embarrassing first
date
> that a woman ever had. The winner described her worst first date
> experience.
>>
>> There was absolutely no question as to why her tale took the prize!
>>
>> She said it was midwinter...Snowing and quite cold... and the guy had
> taken her skiing in the mountains outside Salt Lake City, Utah.
>>
>> It was a day trip (no overnight). They were strangers, after all, and
had
> never met before. The outing was fun but relatively uneventful until they
> were headed home late that afternoon.
>>
>> They were driving back down the mountain, when she gradually began to
> realize that she should not have had that extra latte. They were about an
> hour away from anywhere with a rest room and in the middle of
>> nowhere!
>>
>> Her companion suggested she try to hold it, which she did for a while.
> Unfortunately, because of the heavy snow and slow going, there came a
> point
> where she told him that he had better stop and let her go beside the road,
> or it would be the front seat of his car.
>>
>> They stopped and she quickly crawled out beside the car, yanked her
pants
> down and started. In the deep snow she didn't have good footing, so
she
> let
> her butt rest against the rear fender to steady herself.
>>
>> Her companion stood on the side of the car watching for traffic and
> indeed was a real gentleman and refrained from peeking. All she could
> think
> about
>> was the relief she felt despite the rather embarrassing nature of the
> situation.
>>
>>
>> Upon finishing however, she soon became aware of another sensation. As
> she bent to pull up her pants, the young lady discovered her buttocks were
> firmly glued against the car's fender. Thoughts of tongues frozen to
poles
> immediately came to mind as she attempted to disengage her flesh from the
> icy metal. It was quickly apparent that she had a brand new problem, due
> to
> the extreme cold.
>>
>> Horrified by her plight and yet aware of the humor of the moment, she
> answered her date's concerns about' what is taking so long'
with a reply
>> that indeed, she was 'freezing her butt off' and in need of
some
> assistance!
>>
>> He came around the car as she tried to cover herself with her sweater
and
> then, as she looked imploringly into his eyes, he burst out laughing. She
> too, got the giggles and when they finally managed to compose
>> themselves, they assessed her dilemma. Obviously, as hysterical as the
> situation was, they also were faced with a real problem.
>>
>> Both agreed it would take something hot to free her chilly cheeks from
> the grip of the icy metal! Thinking about what had gotten her into the
> predicament in the first place, both quickly realized that there was only
> one way to get her free. So, as she looked the other way, her first time
> date proceeded to unzip his pants and pee her butt off the fender.
>>
>>
>> As the audience screamed in laughter, she took the Tonight Show prize
> hands down. Or perhaps that should be 'pants down. 'And you
thought your
> first
>> date was embarrassing. Jay Leno's comment...'This gives a
whole
> newmeaning to being ****ed off.'
>>
>> Oh and how did the first date turn out? He became her husband and was
> sitting next to her on the Leno show
>>
>> If you laughed at this pass it on.
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Balducci you are as predictable as a fart after a Burrito.
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On 2009-02-04 20:49, Doug Higley wrote:
Balducci you are as predictable as a fart after a Burrito.

Ditto, friendly stalker that you are.
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Man, whoever wrote that forensic analysis should look int the JFK assassination!
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