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Harley Newman
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Limitations only apply to crimes, and not even all of them.

Living or dead, all you need is a story like the one Nipps just told, on a card. And some kind of official looking document (from a fictitious agency), that proves the origins of the collection.

Have a display piece, with not-quite accurate B&W profiles of a lot of celebs, and if the marks match them up, they win a prize. Fix it up like one of those old telephone boards, with wires that go into sockets, which light up, when it's right.

You could even charge, to try it.
“You can’t depend on your eyes when your imagination is out of focus” -Mark Twain
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Nips, I'm also a tech at a veterinary hospital, part-time. We had a pregnant cat come in who had given birth to a partial litter, but two remaining in-utero kittens were not progressing.

X-rays seemed to show that the stuck kitties were joined at the spine, and dead; they would have to be removed surgically.

It was perhaps the most uncomfortable thing I've ever done, asking the doctor if I could have the remains. Lucky, everyone at the hospital knows what I do, and, as he was not aware of any laws prohibiting it, said, "yes".

The good news is that the surgery went well, the mother was fine. The bad news (for me) is that the kittens were not conjoined; it was just a trick of their position when the x-ray was taken.
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Stephon! As I was reading your post, I was getting more and more excited......then...... Smile
please keep an eye out for these mutated animals and keep me in mind!
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