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jay leslie V.I.P. Southern California 9498 Posts 
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For the record.... I was first with this. I have a sign in my car that reads:
"My stimulus package is bigger then your stimulus package"
Jay Leslie
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JamesTong Eternal Order Malaysia 11213 Posts
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How's this game played, Jay?
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Father Photius Grammar Host El Paso, TX (Formerly Amarillo) 17161 Posts
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Well you just keep to magically stimulating your own package, leave mine alone.
"Now here's the man with the 25 cent hands, that two bit magician..."
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Bill Ligon Inner circle A sure sign of a misspent youth: 6437 Posts
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LOL!
Author of THE HOLY ART: Bizarre Magick From Naljorpa's Cave. NOW IN HARDCOVER! VIEW: <BR>www.lulu.com/content/1399405 ORDER: http://stores.lulu.com/naljorpa
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joseph Eternal Order Please ignore my 17411 Posts
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Bail me out of this one..
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"Everything should be made as simple as possible, but no simpler." (Einstein)...
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magicgeorge Inner circle Belfast 4299 Posts
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jay leslie V.I.P. Southern California 9498 Posts
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James.. and all
On a paper bag, write, "Bag Of Tricks". Tell the audience "Magicians don't usually share their secrets BUT I will. Ready? I will now translate the term Bag Of Tricks into easy to understand language". Turn the bag around and it reads "Stimulus Package". 
Jay Leslie
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Father Photius Grammar Host El Paso, TX (Formerly Amarillo) 17161 Posts
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Oh I like that one!
"Now here's the man with the 25 cent hands, that two bit magician..."
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jay leslie V.I.P. Southern California 9498 Posts
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Do it at your next meeting, I will.
Jay Leslie
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JamesTong Eternal Order Malaysia 11213 Posts
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That's a good one, Jay. I like it too. LOL
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Bill Ligon Inner circle A sure sign of a misspent youth: 6437 Posts
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Yes, one to steal!
Author of THE HOLY ART: Bizarre Magick From Naljorpa's Cave. NOW IN HARDCOVER! VIEW: <BR>www.lulu.com/content/1399405 ORDER: http://stores.lulu.com/naljorpa
<BR>A TASSEL ON THE LUNATIC FRINGE |
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jay leslie V.I.P. Southern California 9498 Posts
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No stealing necessary. It's my gift to you.
Jay Leslie
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