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MagicSanta
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You imagine breaking into a house and you are met by a leather clad guy with a bull whip in one hand and a mini cross bow in the other?

Seals! I went on a salmon trip and they ate every fish hooked, didn't get one on board. That captain wished he had a gun.
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G-

whats a cat-0-9?
Nobody expects the spanish inquisition!!!!!



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Cat of nine tails. Used to flog mutineers and misbehaving pirates.
Usually 9 braided leather tails...Mine is made of 9 chains with leather tips.
I have broken boards with it. It is a very effective deterrent.
They are all show related! I swear!!
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On 2009-03-11 17:32, C. Loubard wrote:
How many of you are gun owners?


Before I answer, show me your warrant.
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Its not so much I care, but I have a feeling most magicians are anti so I was just curious.

Me? proud owner. NRA member
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C., you don't hang around this forum enough. Nice to see you here, by the way.

But if you did hang around here, you would know that we've got three types here: gun fanatics, gun owners, and Canadians.

(Come on, John...I'm just doing my "Magic Santa" routine tonight. Don't report me.)
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Lol I've never reported Santa. Who started that da***d rumour.

John
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The ceremony of innocence is drowned;
The best lack all conviction, while the worst
Are full of passionate intensity.--Yeats
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I am neither an owner, fanatic or a canuck. but I am a lover of bacon.
Nobody expects the spanish inquisition!!!!!



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Bacon is good. Being kosher I've banned bacon from the house and my wife lost 21 pounds! No kidding, her cardiologist is thrilled. (okay, I also banned potato chips and soda).

Mr. C, just cuz we don't own a gun doesn't make us anti gun. I can't see my feet that doesn't mean I dislike shoes.
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On 2009-03-12 18:05, MagicSanta wrote:
Bacon is good.

From the creators of Southpark, and for your bacon loving viewing pleasure: "Bakin' Bacon with Macon".

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TEoOaMWgVOM

"Macon's really taken with the bacon if I'm not mistaken."

And as for "Do I own a gun". No, I don't. But neither do I own a car. And I'm opposed to neither. But I do think both should be reasonably licensed and regulated.
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Nobody expects the spanish inquisition!!!!!



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On 2009-03-12 10:28, Justin Style wrote:
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On 2009-03-11 19:40, R.S. wrote:
I have a gub.

Ron


I don't know...doesn't it say you have a gum?



The bank scene from the Woody Allen movie "Take The Money And Run" - one of my favorite scenes. Smile

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On 2009-03-12 19:02, balducci wrote:
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On 2009-03-12 18:05, MagicSanta wrote:
Bacon is good.

From the creators of Southpark, and for your bacon loving viewing pleasure: "Bakin' Bacon with Macon".

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TEoOaMWgVOM

"Macon's really taken with the bacon if I'm not mistaken."

And as for "Do I own a gun". No, I don't. But neither do I own a car. And I'm opposed to neither. But I do think both should be reasonably licensed and regulated.


Amen!
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