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Magnus Eisengrim
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Thanks to Jay Leno for finding this.

Republicans turned off by size of Obama's package

You just can't make this stuff up.

John
The blood-dimmed tide is loosed, and everywhere
The ceremony of innocence is drowned;
The best lack all conviction, while the worst
Are full of passionate intensity.--Yeats
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OMG that's funny!! Smile
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Two of my favorites are below. First, the newer one:

Cop makes arrest in bathroom after smelling crack

...and now, the older one:

Albany Kills Bill to Repeal Law Against Birth Control (Huh?!?)
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In the article that John pointed out, did you notice all the innuendo in the first couple paragraphs? That writer knew exactly what he was doing.
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Magnus Eisengrim
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On 2009-03-13 02:12, Michael Baker wrote:
In the article that John pointed out, did you notice all the innuendo in the first couple paragraphs? That writer knew exactly what he was doing.


Oh absolutely. It is student paper, I think. But still funny.

John
The blood-dimmed tide is loosed, and everywhere
The ceremony of innocence is drowned;
The best lack all conviction, while the worst
Are full of passionate intensity.--Yeats
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"Grandmother of eight makes hole in one"
Things are more like they are today than they've ever been before...
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On 2009-03-13 02:01, Scott Cram wrote:
Two of my favorites are below. First, the newer one:

Cop makes arrest in bathroom after smelling crack



I go to that WAWA which is on my way to one of the resturaunts I work at, IT WAS NOT ME.

WAWA is Native American for Goose and the store owner picked the goose due to its teamwork when flying.

NUMS
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On 2009-03-13 02:12, Michael Baker wrote:
In the article that John pointed out, did you notice all the innuendo in the first couple paragraphs? That writer knew exactly what he was doing.


It's EVERY paragraph...
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Ok, I'll admit I didn't read the entire thing. I got bored. Once you get so far down, it's just a lingering punchline.

Here's a headline I actually found a long time ago...

"Crowds rushing to see Pope trample six to death"

(Footnote: Various other reports listed the number as 9 and 13.)
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Today's (3/17) USA Today sports section, front page 1C:

"UConn holds all the pieces; Husky women heavy favorites"
Things are more like they are today than they've ever been before...
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On 2009-03-17 08:56, ClintonMagus wrote:
Today's (3/17) USA Today sports section, front page 1C:

"UConn holds all the pieces; Husky women heavy favorites"


Very good!


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On 2009-03-12 15:35, Magnus Eisengrim wrote:
Thanks to Jay Leno for finding this.

Republicans turned off by size of Obama's package

You just can't make this stuff up.

John


What a lying piece of crap that Eisengrim is. He knew all along that the headline was from a satirical piece. Obviously it was just made up. Who does he think he's fooling?
;)

John
The blood-dimmed tide is loosed, and everywhere
The ceremony of innocence is drowned;
The best lack all conviction, while the worst
Are full of passionate intensity.--Yeats
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