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kcg5
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About anything, such as "a woman needs a man like a fish needs a bicycle" (Irina Dunn, but I thought it was Gloria Steinhem...), or "no one expects the Spanish inquisition" (Monty Python)


No rules, except who said the quote.
Nobody expects the spanish inquisition!!!!!



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"No rules, except who said the quote."--Kgc5
The blood-dimmed tide is loosed, and everywhere
The ceremony of innocence is drowned;
The best lack all conviction, while the worst
Are full of passionate intensity.--Yeats
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Hofstadter's Law:

It always takes longer than you expect, even when you take Hofstadter's Law into account.

- Douglas Hofstadter
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Yes, John, I thought I might be hit up on that one... Can you forgive me, just this once?

Okay, one rule, provide who said the quote...


And you may call me Kevin.
Nobody expects the spanish inquisition!!!!!



"History will be kind to me, as I intend to write it"- Sir Winston Churchill
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"Seeing is intentional analysis."

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"If you are not in bed by 10 o'clock you might as well go home"
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"They have the internet on computers now?" -Homer Simpson
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(when prompted to use the word 'horticulture' in a sentence)...

"You can lead a horticulture, but you can't make her think."

-Dorothy Parker
~michael baker
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Nice one Michael!

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What's your damage heather?
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Quote:
On 2009-03-16 01:38, Michael Baker wrote:
(when prompted to use the word 'horticulture' in a sentence)...

"You can lead a horticulture, but you can't make her think."

-Dorothy Parker


That lady has a slew of great quotes, two that come to mind...

" This is not a novel to be tossed aside lightly. It should be thrown with great force." from a book review...

"I like to have a martini
Two at the very most
Three, I'm under the table
Four, I'm under the host"

Jim
Also known, when doing rope magic, as "Cordini"
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"Two things fill the mind with ever new and increasing wonder and awe, the more often and the more seriously reflection concentrates upon them: the starry heaven above me and the moral law within me."--Immanuel Kant


John
The blood-dimmed tide is loosed, and everywhere
The ceremony of innocence is drowned;
The best lack all conviction, while the worst
Are full of passionate intensity.--Yeats
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If you have a garden and a library, you have everything you need- Cicero
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When the debate is lost, slander becomes the tool of the losers.

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“If this is coffee, please bring me some tea; but if this is tea, please bring me some coffee.” --Abraham Lincoln


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"Cherchez les femmes!" ("Keep an eye peeled for broads!")

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“To be is to do.” - Socrates
“To do is to be.” - Sartre
“Do be do be do.” - Sinatra
For a supernatural chiller mixing magic (prestidigitation, legerdemain) with Magic (occultism, mysticism), check out my novel MAGIC: AN OCCULT THRILLER at http://www.amazon.com/Magic-Occult-Thriller-Reed-Hall/dp/1453874836
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Quote:
On Jul 27, 2018, karnak wrote:
“To be is to do.” - Socrates
“To do is to be.” - Sartre
“Do be do be do.” - Sinatra

Lol. Awesome!
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“Do not worry about perfection. You will never achieve it.” -Salvador Dali
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