"Sometimes you just have to pee in the sink."
charles bukowski

As my Dr. said - "Your HEALTHIER than you THINK you are" and believe it or not - when worrying about it, I heard the same - out loud & no was in the room. I "Believe".

“Never take sh*t from anyone because once you do it sets a precedent” - Greg Capullo

“Everyone probably thinks that I'm a raving nymphomaniac; that I have an insatiable sexual appetite, when the truth is - I'd rather read a book.”

~Madonna

My father had two great points he would preach that he most likely picked up somewhere else.

He would never take criticism from someone he wouldn't ask advice from.

He would never ask advice from someone he wouldn't want to trade places with. His main point here was that they live their advice and it got them where they are.

"When you tear out a man's tongue, you are not proving him a liar, you're only telling the world that you fear what he might say."

George R.R. Martin

"Some days you eat the bear. And some days the bear eats you, and you is eaten!" - Unknown.

Last night I stayed up late playing poker with Tarot cards. I got a full house and four people died.
~Steven Wright

"I'm not a magician, so yeah, we've got a photograph of our client in what appears to be inside a federal building or inside the Capitol with federal property."

Lawyer Dan Eckhart

I submitted a quote earlier but I might have a new favorite:

The advantage of wisdom is that you can play dumb. The opposite is more difficult. - Kurt Tucholsky

"If you want to view paradise, simply look around and view it...Want to change the world? there's nothing to it."
W. Wonka

"Rule 9 - Never go anywhere without a knife." - L. J. Gibbs

Ideas are like children; there are none so wonderful as your own.

Chinese proverb (mentioned by Tom Mullica during his Penguin Magic lecture)