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The Curator of the Unusual Inner circle Tampa FL 1399 Posts |
Ingrid Newkirk, co-founder of People for the Ethical Treatment of Animals (PETA), is so dedicated to her cause that she is determined to continue her campaign for animal rights even after she’s dead.
In fact, she even plans to hold … nay, participate, in a BBQ of sorts … in a very unique way. Here’s her "Unique Will" (her words, not mine): Upon my death, it is my wish that my body be used in a manner that draws attention to needless animal suffering and exploitation. [...] a. That the “meat” of my body, or a portion thereof, be used for a human barbecue, to remind the world that the meat of a corpse is all flesh, regardless of whether it comes from a human being or another animal, and that flesh foods are not needed; b. That my skin, or a portion thereof, be removed and made into leather products, such as purses, to remind the world that human skin and the skin of other animals is the same and that neither is “fabric” nor needed, and that some skin be tacked up outside the Indian Leather Fair each year to serve as a reminder of the government’s need to abate the suffering of Indian bullocks who, after a life of extreme and involuntary servitude, as I have seen firsthand, are exported all over the world in this form;
You come to a point in your life when you really don't care what people think about you, you just care what you think about yourself.
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abigkahuna/1 Loyal user 274 Posts |
"That the “meat” of my body, or a portion thereof, be used for a human barbecue"
tastes too much like chicken. Pass the sauce will yah? Hey, save a rack 'o those ribs for me! |
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abigkahuna/1 Loyal user 274 Posts |
Donner Party, table for eight, er, ah seven....
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adam christopher Veteran user 316 Posts |
Gotta love real life Crazys, yet all the PETA people follow her blindly over the cliff!
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tfessler New user Kentucky 14 Posts |
Wouldn't it be more shocking if they did it to her when she was alive?
If you break it down, isn't this less gruesome than say cremation, or being buried and eaten by insects? |
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Harley Newman Inner circle 5117 Posts |
They already cut her up, didn't they? Didn't she have a pig valve installed in her heart?
In the Middle Ages, they used to bind books with the skin of executed criminals. DO that with her, and it'd certainly be HER story.
“You can’t depend on your eyes when your imagination is out of focus” -Mark Twain
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Doug Higley 1942 - 2022 7152 Posts |
These idiots are being bred like rabbits...I think it only right they become food stock. It's not like it would be cannabalism considering their dislike and rejection of their own species, they'd probably love the thought. But better to not go too overboard...add a little alfalfa and turn 'em into Cattle feed and ultimatly the Cow Gas they regualry spew.
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Harley Newman Inner circle 5117 Posts |
Let us use the word "anthropophagy" in their honor. It's the least we can do.
“You can’t depend on your eyes when your imagination is out of focus” -Mark Twain
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handa Inner circle Pittsburgh, PA 1357 Posts |
The comments have been very Swift, I propose modestly.
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Harley Newman Inner circle 5117 Posts |
Ideas are bacon...
Maybe she wants a religion founded in her memory, after she's on her slab. She's already made up a lot of pithy sayings to support it.
“You can’t depend on your eyes when your imagination is out of focus” -Mark Twain
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The Curator of the Unusual Inner circle Tampa FL 1399 Posts |
The reason I posted this was I thought if someone could score a Ribeye or a wallet...It would make a nice Exihibit....
You come to a point in your life when you really don't care what people think about you, you just care what you think about yourself.
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Utah_Showman Veteran user Heart of Utah 350 Posts |
I'm sure you could frame a show around this and make a fortune.
Hey Mark, I need a showfront, Jeffery would you do the bally for the show? Jim I will need a spot next to you in SLC. |
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Harley Newman Inner circle 5117 Posts |
It figures, you'd have a stake in it.
“You can’t depend on your eyes when your imagination is out of focus” -Mark Twain
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critter Inner circle Spokane, WA 2653 Posts |
"5. That when my suffering begins, I be euthanized like 95% of the animals in my shelter, which has the highest kill rate of any animal shelter in the country. Because I don't really care about animals, I just want your money and attention."
Quote: On 2009-03-25 00:01, The Curator of the Unusual wrote:
"The fool is one who doesn't know what you have just found out."
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Utah_Showman Veteran user Heart of Utah 350 Posts |
It figures, you'd have a stake in it, or is that a steak?
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Harley Newman Inner circle 5117 Posts |
The memorial feast should take place in a dumpster, like that 95%.
“You can’t depend on your eyes when your imagination is out of focus” -Mark Twain
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The Curator of the Unusual Inner circle Tampa FL 1399 Posts |
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On 2009-03-25 11:11, Utah_Showman wrote: I can lay it down in SLC...No problem..Anything for you John...But remember in SLC can't have the word "Freaks" on the front....Best JZ
You come to a point in your life when you really don't care what people think about you, you just care what you think about yourself.
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Harley Newman Inner circle 5117 Posts |
Not even to describe a PETAite? "Bizarre" is not the right word.
Ooooo...the "PETA Museum", complete with representations, quotes, and facsimiles of some of the judgements against them. If it was 100% accurate, they couldn't argue it.
“You can’t depend on your eyes when your imagination is out of focus” -Mark Twain
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Utah_Showman Veteran user Heart of Utah 350 Posts |
Remember how well the guy did with the deep fried peanut butter sandwiches?
You got a show and a food joint, it's worth a million. No freaks on the front, maybe Peta, No the fair board wouldn't approve that it's a four letter work. Peta/pita is best served with meat and cheese!!!!!!!!!!!!!! |
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The Curator of the Unusual Inner circle Tampa FL 1399 Posts |
When I was in Wasington at my USDA trial...during one of the breaks...Debbie Leheigh(?) Ingrids #2 B&%#$ came up to and asked for a light...as I handed her my lighter she said "So I hear you have a SS now!" I replied "Yea..I wish I had a card cause your the ugliest woman in the world" my Lawyer immediately dragged me away sayin I'll buy you another lighter......
You come to a point in your life when you really don't care what people think about you, you just care what you think about yourself.
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