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Ingrid Newkirk, co-founder of People for the Ethical Treatment of Animals (PETA), is so dedicated to her cause that she is determined to continue her campaign for animal rights even after she’s dead.

In fact, she even plans to hold … nay, participate, in a BBQ of sorts … in a very unique way. Here’s her "Unique Will" (her words, not mine):

Upon my death, it is my wish that my body be used in a manner that draws attention to needless animal suffering and exploitation. [...]

a. That the “meat” of my body, or a portion thereof, be used for a human barbecue, to remind the world that the meat of a corpse is all flesh, regardless of whether it comes from a human being or another animal, and that flesh foods are not needed;

b. That my skin, or a portion thereof, be removed and made into leather products, such as purses, to remind the world that human skin and the skin of other animals is the same and that neither is “fabric” nor needed, and that some skin be tacked up outside the Indian Leather Fair each year to serve as a reminder of the government’s need to abate the suffering of Indian bullocks who, after a life of extreme and involuntary servitude, as I have seen firsthand, are exported all over the world in this form;
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"That the “meat” of my body, or a portion thereof, be used for a human barbecue"

tastes too much like chicken. Pass the sauce will yah? Hey, save a rack 'o those ribs for me!
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Donner Party, table for eight, er, ah seven....
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Gotta love real life Crazys, yet all the PETA people follow her blindly over the cliff!

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Wouldn't it be more shocking if they did it to her when she was alive?

If you break it down, isn't this less gruesome than say cremation, or being buried and eaten by insects?
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They already cut her up, didn't they? Didn't she have a pig valve installed in her heart?

In the Middle Ages, they used to bind books with the skin of executed criminals. DO that with her, and it'd certainly be HER story.
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These idiots are being bred like rabbits...I think it only right they become food stock. It's not like it would be cannabalism considering their dislike and rejection of their own species, they'd probably love the thought. But better to not go too overboard...add a little alfalfa and turn 'em into Cattle feed and ultimatly the Cow Gas they regualry spew.
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Let us use the word "anthropophagy" in their honor. It's the least we can do.
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The comments have been very Swift, I propose modestly.
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Ideas are bacon...

Maybe she wants a religion founded in her memory, after she's on her slab. She's already made up a lot of pithy sayings to support it.
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The reason I posted this was I thought if someone could score a Ribeye or a wallet...It would make a nice Exihibit....
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I'm sure you could frame a show around this and make a fortune.

Hey Mark, I need a showfront, Jeffery would you do the bally for the show?

Jim I will need a spot next to you in SLC.
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It figures, you'd have a stake in it.
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"5. That when my suffering begins, I be euthanized like 95% of the animals in my shelter, which has the highest kill rate of any animal shelter in the country. Because I don't really care about animals, I just want your money and attention."

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On 2009-03-25 00:01, The Curator of the Unusual wrote:
Ingrid Newkirk, co-founder of People for the Ethical Treatment of Animals (PETA), is so dedicated to her cause that she is determined to continue her campaign for animal rights even after she’s dead.

In fact, she even plans to hold … nay, participate, in a BBQ of sorts … in a very unique way. Here’s her "Unique Will" (her words, not mine):

Upon my death, it is my wish that my body be used in a manner that draws attention to needless animal suffering and exploitation. [...]

a. That the “meat” of my body, or a portion thereof, be used for a human barbecue, to remind the world that the meat of a corpse is all flesh, regardless of whether it comes from a human being or another animal, and that flesh foods are not needed;

b. That my skin, or a portion thereof, be removed and made into leather products, such as purses, to remind the world that human skin and the skin of other animals is the same and that neither is “fabric” nor needed, and that some skin be tacked up outside the Indian Leather Fair each year to serve as a reminder of the government’s need to abate the suffering of Indian bullocks who, after a life of extreme and involuntary servitude, as I have seen firsthand, are exported all over the world in this form;
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It figures, you'd have a stake in it, or is that a steak?
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The memorial feast should take place in a dumpster, like that 95%.
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On 2009-03-25 11:11, Utah_Showman wrote:
I'm sure you could frame a show around this and make a fortune.

Hey Mark, I need a showfront, Jeffery would you do the bally for the show?

Jim I will need a spot next to you in SLC.


I can lay it down in SLC...No problem..Anything for you John...But remember in SLC can't have the word "Freaks" on the front....Best JZ
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Not even to describe a PETAite? "Bizarre" is not the right word.

Ooooo...the "PETA Museum", complete with representations, quotes, and facsimiles of some of the judgements against them. If it was 100% accurate, they couldn't argue it.
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Remember how well the guy did with the deep fried peanut butter sandwiches?

You got a show and a food joint, it's worth a million.

No freaks on the front, maybe Peta, No the fair board wouldn't approve that
it's a four letter work.

Peta/pita is best served with meat and cheese!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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When I was in Wasington at my USDA trial...during one of the breaks...Debbie Leheigh(?) Ingrids #2 B&%#$ came up to and asked for a light...as I handed her my lighter she said "So I hear you have a SS now!" I replied "Yea..I wish I had a card cause your the ugliest woman in the world" my Lawyer immediately dragged me away sayin I'll buy you another lighter......
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