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Pakar Ilusi Inner circle 5777 Posts |
You actually enjoy being tied up and restrained over and over and over again...
"Dreams aren't a matter of Chance but a matter of Choice." -DC-
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JamesTong Eternal Order Malaysia 11213 Posts |
You enjoy slamming your hands on the table to make the coin penetrate through the table so you get a chance to see the audience startled and jump off the chair because of the sudden slamming sound.
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Father Photius Grammar Host El Paso, TX (Formerly Amarillo) 17161 Posts |
When you believe the coin actually penetrates the table.
"Now here's the man with the 25 cent hands, that two bit magician..."
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JamesTong Eternal Order Malaysia 11213 Posts |
When you keep trying to convince the audience that you can do anti-gravity stunts because you can do the muscle pass.
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jay leslie V.I.P. Southern California 9498 Posts |
When you buy a large compass and take a trip to Russia, by two planes and three cars, to try and find the ever illusive Georgia Magnet and get it on film.
Jay Leslie
www.TheHouseOfEnchantment.com |
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JamesTong Eternal Order Malaysia 11213 Posts |
When you try to locate every magician around the world so you can have beer with them.
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joseph Eternal Order Please ignore my 17407 Posts |
You boot up your computer, and this is the first place you check...
"Everything should be made as simple as possible, but no simpler." (Einstein)...
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BCaldwell Special user is really regretting his 524 Posts |
Your homepage is http://www.themagiccafe.com/forums/index.php
"...that's just my opinion. I could be wrong." Dennis Miller
~Bob~ |
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JamesTong Eternal Order Malaysia 11213 Posts |
You are planning to attend every magic convention so you can see the latest magic sold there.
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JimbosMagic Inner circle 1334 Posts |
You start making balloon dogs in the bath
Posted: Sep 21, 2009 11:33pm You paint the nails on your thumb tip Posted: Sep 21, 2009 11:34pm Pick a card and don't look at it, now put it back
JIMMY CARLO. KIDabra International Family Entertainer of the Year 2009.
IBM Triple Award Winner. Uk Champion of Comedy Magic. Represented the UK in the United Slapstick Awards on German TV. European Children's Entertainer of the year 2007/8 |
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JamesTong Eternal Order Malaysia 11213 Posts |
You make a big sign board that says, "Don't Disturb! Magician At Work!", so you can place it in front of your own house.
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JimbosMagic Inner circle 1334 Posts |
Or better still
Disturbed Magician at work!
JIMMY CARLO. KIDabra International Family Entertainer of the Year 2009.
IBM Triple Award Winner. Uk Champion of Comedy Magic. Represented the UK in the United Slapstick Awards on German TV. European Children's Entertainer of the year 2007/8 |
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JamesTong Eternal Order Malaysia 11213 Posts |
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jay leslie V.I.P. Southern California 9498 Posts |
Disturbed magicians don't work... they post all day....... like this...........- guilty as charged.
Jay Leslie
www.TheHouseOfEnchantment.com |
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JamesTong Eternal Order Malaysia 11213 Posts |
Looks like the sign needs to change ... "Don't Disturb! Magician who happens not to be working at the moment is busy posting at the Café!"
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BCaldwell Special user is really regretting his 524 Posts |
You spend 15 minutes trying to think of a rhyme for "flourishes" so you can post on the "Never Ending Limerick" thread on the Café.
"...that's just my opinion. I could be wrong." Dennis Miller
~Bob~ |
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JamesTong Eternal Order Malaysia 11213 Posts |
When you wait for your buddy to post the next line
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BCaldwell Special user is really regretting his 524 Posts |
Isn't that the truth, James?
"...that's just my opinion. I could be wrong." Dennis Miller
~Bob~ |
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JamesTong Eternal Order Malaysia 11213 Posts |
When you are having so much fun at the Café.
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JimbosMagic Inner circle 1334 Posts |
I only ate at Café's till I came on here.
JIMMY CARLO. KIDabra International Family Entertainer of the Year 2009.
IBM Triple Award Winner. Uk Champion of Comedy Magic. Represented the UK in the United Slapstick Awards on German TV. European Children's Entertainer of the year 2007/8 |
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