How true

You believe that CNN, MSNBC, CBS, ABC, and NBC should be nominated for the illusionist of the year award.

You water and sing to your botania every day...

You are the last one to post in every thread here

When you can name every magic convention you attended in the past year, but can't remember when you last saw your doctor.

You actually go to the tavern to show your
friends all your new tricks...

You spend an hour resetting all the clocks in your multiplying clock trick because daylight savings changed.

Falling back one hour gives you
extra practice time...

You pull a rubber turkey leg out of your pocket, pretend to take a bite, put it back and you entire family yells "WE'VE SEEN THAT BEFORE"

You reach into your turkey and pull out a rabbit.

Your Xmas stocking is Mark Wilson's sweat sock...

You just finished building your 10th bookcase to hold old magic magazines.

You frame all your old convention id cards...

You try the old Blackdtone donut switching routine, and it works.

You enter Dynamike's magic basement.

And you hide out, like a stowaway, till his next thanksgiving dinner.

You watch the Houdini movie again
instead of the Superbowl...

You’re reading this

You keep coming back hoping to see the continuation of Jay vs. Dynamike.

You sleep in a Asrah table because you don't have room for a bed.