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Matthew Townsend
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I have just split up with my girlfriend and moved back in with my parents. To help me through this hard time can you all post the usual 'im sorry for you' and 'plenty more fish in the sea' comments.

Also if someone wants to give me a cyber hug then I would be very gratefull.

Peace and love and singleness

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I predict that everything will turn out for the best.
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A mentalist is talking to his friend. He says: "My girlfriend is dying and I need £1,000 to send her for a life saving operation."

The friend says: "If I give you £1,000 you'l only spend it on more routines and effects, so I'm not lending you the money."

The mentalist says: "No mate, you don't understand..... Money for routines I've got...."

Old one and corney but I hope it made you smile... She aint worth it buddy Smile

Withnail the lurker...
Yet again that oaf has destroyed my day
Matthew Townsend
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Heck yeah my first comment! Cheers dude! I predict I will get far too drunk tonight!

Peace and love

Nathan Pain
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Bummer...I didn't talk for a week after one girl broke up with the long run...not worth my time...better things my friend...chin up, chin up.

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A big hug all the way from Lima. I'm back next week so if you want someone to buy you a few beers and listen I'm around. If you feel like coming over to Hudd you could stay over and we could have a DVD watching session the morning after.

"One should always be a little improbable." - Oscar Wilde
Matthew Townsend
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Sounds good Stu! Give me a call when your back!

Peace and love

Mike Ince
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Without a girlfriend, you'll find more freedom to employ your creative urges unhindered. Better performance, nuanced routines, new ideas for your next book... perhaps a new Age of Enlightenment for you. Enjoy your parents while you can.

The secret of deception is in making the truth seem ridiculous.
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Both Autonomy and Serenity are not without a price.

The price is small in comparison to the rewards.

Pop another beer and enjoy your autonomous, serene bachelorhood.
We dance an invisible dance to music they cannot hear.
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Still haven't found what your looking for???

Obviously not the QofH you thought she may be brother... Next time choose wisely and don't just accept the first thing that comes along.

Here's a little study material from my youtube account to get you over the next few weeks...


These are mostly infield pick ups but if you look through the associated links you'll find a course or two that'll help you put things into perspective...

Have fun Brother...
For as long as space exists,
And living beings remain in cyclic existence,
For that long, may I too remain,
to dispel the sufferings of the world.

Engaging in the Conduct of a Bodhisattva
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Here's a big- "East Coast-New York-HUG"-Matthew!
(Just keep the love going, for yourself, and you will make it!)
We are here for you!

Warmest regards:D)

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Cheer up Charlie...
S.A.N.C.T.U.M Chapter 18

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Hope you'll feel better soon... Time always helps.
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Everything happens for a reason. One door closes and another one opens.
Best regards,
<BR>Tony Razzano, Past President, PEA
Winner of the PEA"s Bascom Jones and Bob Haines Awards
Tom Cutts
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At times like these we seem to want to disallow our sorrow and pain as it is not socially embraced. Pick up a book called "When Things Fall Apart." Allow yourself to embrace this part of life and you will grow from it. And let your parents know you are thankful to have a family to fall back on.
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It sounds like you're going to have to start claiming that you're spending a lot of time practising 'Paper Balls Over The Head'.

Neal Austin

"The golden rule is that there are no golden rules." G.B. Shaw
Tony Miller
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There is another girl waiting just over the horizon. You just have to be a bit patient. In the mean time you can, hopefully, live rent free with your parents for a bit and save quite a bit of money.

Positive notes:
It's not a divorce so you don't have to pay alimony for the privelage of not living with her any more.
No children so you don't have to pay child support for the privelage of not being able to see them.

Now go get your drink on.
"If you want magic in your life, start thinking like a magician." - Scott Grossberg
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"Inconsistency is my very essence," says the wheel. "Rise up on my spokes if you like, but don't complain when you are cast back down into the depths. Good times pass away, but then so do the bad. Mutability is our tragedy, but it is also our hope. The worst of times, like the best, are always passing away." - Boethius (sort of).

Deep breath. Stand up straight. Look at me (picture's on the left).

You'll do.

Now bugger off, you silly sod.
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Chin up big guy. Time to get to work writing that second e-book to take your mind off it. Smile

Talk soon,

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I'm here if I can help Matt. A bit further away than some, but I'll do what I can.

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