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daffydoug
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Eating nails and drinking gunpowder soup!
The difficult must become easy, the easy beautiful and the beautiful magical.
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You'd have to start with smaller nails and work your way up.

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daffydoug
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I'm willing to give anything a try...
The difficult must become easy, the easy beautiful and the beautiful magical.
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Uh... "I doin'" alright...
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Bacon cups and paper forks.
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You're looking for a place that offers Rhinoplasty. That will fix one of your current problems.

You will need to see a priest and several Proctologists for the others... Yes, I know the issue is still your face. The Proctologist can help that in this situation. The priest is for the proctologist...
Magic is doing improbable things with odd items that, under normal circumstances, would be unnessecary and quite often undesirable.
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Magic is doing improbable things with odd items that, under normal circumstances, would be unnessecary and quite often undesirable.
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Magic is doing improbable things with odd items that, under normal circumstances, would be unnessecary and quite often undesirable.
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I figured you would do that.
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Soylent Green is people!
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daffydoug
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Is us, maybe.
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On 2009-04-29 01:09, gaddy wrote:
...and some people think that's the answer to the question of life the universe and everything!


But at least I know where my towel is!

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That wasn't what we meant by 'brainwashing'.
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After they're washed, we put them into the brine.
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Yes I know it's rude to spit, but that was very salty.
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I think everyone here is going to pass on that one.
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And when he turned around, he was wearing glasses.
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The biggest giveaway being when they started labelling different types of Soylent Green as "Chinese", "Italian" etc.
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