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randirain
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I just learned that there is a UK porno actress named Randy Rain.
So I am going on a mission to inform everyone that it's not me!!

My name is spelled with an 'i', like it is supposed to be.

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Jimeh
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Uh-huh, suuuuuure it's not. Smile
randirain
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I'm thinkin'g her dogs name was Randy and she lived on Rain street.

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LOL, nice...
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Haa haa haa...
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Oh yeah?! Then how come your own website has a DIRECT LINK TO


Wait, it says PROMO. My bad.
"Torture doesn't work" lol
Guess they forgot to tell Bill Buckley.

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randirain
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On 2009-05-07 16:37, LobowolfXXX wrote:
Oh yeah?! Then how come your own website has a DIRECT LINK TO


Wait, it says PROMO. My bad.


That's good comedy right there!!

But I have done more research.
It's actually a girl named Carly and she plays someone named Randy Rain in some films.

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On 2009-05-07 16:41, randirain wrote:
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On 2009-05-07 16:37, LobowolfXXX wrote:
Oh yeah?! Then how come your own website has a DIRECT LINK TO


Wait, it says PROMO. My bad.


That's good comedy right there!!

But I have done more research.
It's actually a girl named Carly and she plays someone named Randy Rain in some films.

Randi


Good idea...I'm going to do some research on this, too.
"Torture doesn't work" lol
Guess they forgot to tell Bill Buckley.

"...as we reason and love, we are able to hope. And hope enables us to resist those things that would enslave us."
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You should add that to your business card!!
You must be smarter than the tools you are using...

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On 2009-05-07 15:22, randirain wrote:
I just learned that there is a UK porno actress named Randy Rain.
So I am going on a mission to inform everyone that it's not me!!

You may regret this should your bookings start dropping off.
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Randy Rain?

She does Magic with wands and poles right?

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Vanishing Wand.
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Also did a movie as a superhero - Miss direction.
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randirain
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Here is what Aaron Stone posted on my facebook that was pretty funny, after I showed him the link to her profile...

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Hahaha, okay okay, that's not you. She's fat. But, she also starred in "Extreme Close Up," which is one I rented thinking it was a magic DVD you released.


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I liked this quote from a review of her talents:
"At that time she was certainly carrying a little weight which, with a combunation of tight PVC, did little for me - and don't expect intellectual conversations, a) because she's not that type and b) because..."

I can't repeat the full quote here, but it was predictable.

She is obviously not Randi though. Randy may rely on her looks for her employment but Randi is much more attractive.

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Wand through body and Impaled are how Randy Rain's "tricks"...




I just couldn't resist.


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On 2009-05-07 23:11, Steve_Mollett wrote:
Vanishing Wand.


Growing wand...
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Speaking of limey weight, I ran across a video (music) of a performance of a singer named Lily Allen (I believe), a lil' chunky but I thought she was great, really loved the style of music. She sounds like a mix of Celtic and American Country. Back to porno, I don't watch it...I live it....well did, then I got married to a freakin' puritan.
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Lolol awesome thread. Since we're talking about porn, maybe this should be deleted.
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