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Omega Man
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It is nearly time for the 2nd half of the show.

The lights will soon dim the chatter will die down and then, when the audience is ready the mentalist will appear.
IAIN
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*throws popcorn* GET ON WITH IT!
Omega Man
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On 2009-05-15 15:33, IAIN wrote:
*throws popcorn* GET ON WITH IT!


Vendors selling ludicrously expensive ice cream are still swaming the isles.
Eddie Garland
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I'll take one of those ludicrously expensive ice creams...OVER HERE!

AND...can I get a booster seat?
Omega Man
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On 2009-05-15 16:51, Eddie Garland wrote:
I'll take one of those ludicrously expensive ice creams...OVER HERE!


Managment will be pleased.
Greg Arce
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Wait, wait... you mean there's no strippers!!!!?

Greg
One of my favorite quotes: "A critic is a legless man who teaches running."
edh
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What!!! No Strippers!!! I'm outta here!
Magic is a vanishing art.
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On 2009-05-15 16:51, Eddie Garland wrote:
I'll take one of those ludicrously expensive ice creams...OVER HERE!

AND...can I get a booster seat?


After a rough work week, that was 'Great'.
Thanks. I needed that.Smile
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On 2009-05-15 17:28, edh wrote:
What!!! No Strippers!!! I'm outta here!


Oh no, there will be. The mentalist will use PK to undress them with his mind. He calls it his "T&A" routine. I don't think he got it from an Osterlind DVD...
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Rickreation, get your mind out of the gutter. I meant stripper decks. Smile

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One of my favorite quotes: "A critic is a legless man who teaches running."
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Due to forseeable problems there has been a delay with the show.

Creditors showed up at the doors demanding payment for the loans which the managment used to buy the ice cream. Behind the managments creditors stood the creditors' creidtors' and behind them where more creditors and the queue went on.

Meanwhile all the profit from the ice cream was used to buy the best freezer on the market. Due to non payment on the electricity bill (all the money was used to buy the freezer) the freezer was switched off and all the ice cream stocks melted.

All that remains is a single loan agreement which has been sealed in an envelope, locked in a safe and gaurded so that no one can access it, since 2006. This envelope is now suspended above the stage in full view of the audience.

The creditors are currently, slowly, making their way into the auditorium to take a seat.
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