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Dynamike Eternal Order FullTimer 24148 Posts |
When the men in the audience hear the fart sound, their eyes are going to be following a certain part of her body throughout the show. It might take the attention off me.
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tabman Inner circle USA 5946 Posts |
When I worked as Kozak's sidekick, part of my job was picking the female for the Second Sight routine. It was embarrassing for the young lady because we worked that routine "blue" as they say.
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Mike Brezler Inner circle Waynesboro, Pa. 1114 Posts |
No, but I think it would be a gas.
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Pizpor Elite user 476 Posts |
I do a farting-sponge-balls-to-poetry routine that actually got me a trophy one time. The fart machine remote control is hooked up to a toe switch (inspired by Anything's a Radio). The poem I wrote (inspired by Stan Kate and Edith) has a ton of double entendre. Every time you or the spectator squeeze the sponge balls, they let out a little fart.
I got the idea after growing tired of watching everyone make sponge squeak with a hidden squeaker. I made mine fart. |
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JamesTong Eternal Order Malaysia 11213 Posts |
That is something new, Pizpor.
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Alex Palombo Regular user Abington, Pennislyvania 105 Posts |
I have its lol
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tabman Inner circle USA 5946 Posts |
Wondering right now if somebody makes a smaller, more compact fart machine than the original truck stop model I bought close to ten years ago???
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Neznarf Inner circle NY then AZ now 1840 Posts |
Fart Machine 2 works well.
FB has a few fart vid's and they are funny as can be.
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Neznarf Inner circle NY then AZ now 1840 Posts |
Here is what you do:
Place Fart Machine under a chair with Gaffers Tape Have a spectator sit in a chair facing the audience. Have them pick a card and ask them to concentrate on the card. Say on the count of three made a concentration face like this. You show them your grimace face you want them to make. Count to three and when they make the face you push the button for fart machine. Everyone laughs. You say I didn't mean for you to concentrate that hard. More laughs Not a stage effect. The platform show works best.
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