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Mark Southworth
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There was a magician from St. Ives
Who did an act with 8 knives
Not a smash or stab
Or a hand kerbab...but a
Lesson in "Approaching Magic"

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MagicSanta
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When the new Ellusionst DVD came out
it promised to make hot teen girls shout
yet when performing for a young miss
the magician didn't even get a kiss
let alone convince them to put out.
Review King
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From Chicago's City Limits he flew
To LA for the career that would ensue
Not denying his fate
To write and create
He's proudly a Magician, a Writer and Jew!
"Of all words of tongue and pen,
the saddest are, "It might have been"

..........John Greenleaf Whittier
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A Masked man appeared on the tube
Showed a trick and then he would tip it

Remove the Mask you old twit
rub it over with lube

And I'll tell you where you can stick it.
Cameron Francis
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A lonely trickster worked in sanitation
Who wanted to impress with a hot Flushtration
He tried really hard
But always dropped the last card
So he quit magic and stuck with masterb*****.
NUMBERED - A killer predicted card at any number out now! http://cameronfrancismagic.com/numbered.html
MarkTirone
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palming not 1 coin, but
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David, can I withdraw my entry? I realize it wasn't a limerick and just a bunch of lines that rhymed...
VcosNJ
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David Regal's new trick, he realized,
If you write a good limerick you win the prize
But finding words that can rhyme,
While practicing magic there's no time,
Well at least I hope you know that I tried.

:)
Cory Chapin
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Hickory dickory dock

Nobody's buying my stock

I'm trusting in Jesus

To help change these pieces

Of crap into tricks that will Rock!
Followers can be leaders if they just turn around.
magicmann
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There was a magician from France
Who often performed tricks in his pants
He had doves,coins and cards
sponge balls,knives and scarves
You should have seen him dance
Daren
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And another from little ole me

There was a young man of magic
Who invented a fabulous gadget
he put a girl in a box
all covered in locks
but it ended up terribly tragic
magicmann
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And another

There was an old man named Dai
who was a whizz with cards but a bit shy
He could palm with the best
Deal doubles with zest
And his double lift sailed right by
magicmann
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I think this makes more sense

There was an old man named Dai
who was a whizz with cards but a bit shy
He could palm with the best
Deal seconds with zest
And his double lift sailed right by

Paul
David Regal
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Now some may have started to think:
"Is the trick good or does it just stink?"
Don't be a boob
Just go to YouTube
Then search David Regal and Clink
Greg Arce
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Mr. Regal held his original contest
To see who's rhyme would be best
We all tried with our limerick
see if it would do the trick
Of winning this wordplay test.


Greg
One of my favorite quotes: "A critic is a legless man who teaches running."
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I think we can all relate to this;

Twas just an hour before the big show
I paced back stage, muttering the lines I must know
I checked each gaffe, not once but twice
I set each pocket; cards, coins, and my dice
Feel the rush, deep breath, .... lets GO!

I don't know about you guys, but that is why I do it.
-Craig
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<BR>www.promystic.com
mumford
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One night an amorous young Houdini,
Had a date with a maiden named Jeannie,
The coroner found,
The couple had drowned,
Making love in The Water Torture Cell.
lebowski
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There was a magician who was not unique
Who imagined himself quite a shique,
But the pickings were dim
For a fellow like him,
Who only made sixty a week!
magicmann
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There was a young man named Uri
Who used to bend spoons like fury
This is not magic he said
It's the power in my head
I think we'll leave that to the jury
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There once was a magi named Regal
Who felt animal abuse was still legal
With his chop-mouse named Herman,
The Cheese-Chasing Vermin
And his Ambitious Card disguised as a beagle.
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From the small town of Dora lived Mike
Who persistently practiced with Bikes
'Til one day he could force, any card of course
to spectators exclaiming YIKES!

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