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Daren
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There once was a magician that loved card tricks
who bought the next great thing to get his fix
he dreamt of his own
which became the best ever known
and knocked all the others for six!
Necromancer
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**LITERACY**

To feed our insatiable diet
for causing a magic-club riot,
a dealer could sell
any trick in Tarbell
and the Internet children would buy it.



:(
Creator of The Xpert (20 PAGES of reviews!) and the Hands-Off Multiple ESP System ("Quality and design far exceed any ESP cards on the market"-Genii), both at Penguin.
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There once was a writer named David,
Whose passion was magic and creating
From coins to cards, to impromptu miracles
All of these wonders creating a sensation
With Magic transcending the boundaries of all living races.
The Art of Magic is alive on a daily basis.

Alex
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There is no cure
For this magical lure
I'm doomed and that's for sure
To spend my life on a stage
Ready to conjure.
kid iowa
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My magic skills less than grand
Regal's Limmerick; unplanned
Coins cards and patter
Sucked. Didn't matter
No, I meant the clean hand.
Any man who may be asked in this century what he did to make his life worthwhile...can respond with a good deal of pride and satisfaction, "I served in the United States Navy." J.F.K.
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A particular trick that I dread
Always gets me in over my head.
But it sure makes ‘em gape
When I try to escape
Fifty feet of invisible thread!

--Josh
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A young lad bought a toy
here in the capital of Illinois
A deck of cards is what is was
All dirty covered with fuzz
seven years later he was still a happy boy

And he still performs magic today.
Phone Phreak is here!
Watch the Trailer!
www.JeffPrace.com
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magicmann
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There was a young man named Regal
Who used to perform tricks with a beagle
He would cut it in half
And have a good larf
But what he did wasn't legal.
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I love writing and reading limericks. A year ago, we filled 13 pages with them. I went back and selected a few of mine.

I went to The Castle last night.
Dave Regal took me there for a bite.
I had the lasagna
He said, "Don't get it on ya!"
But now my shirt's no longer white.

I just did a show at The Castle
Where the dress code is always a hassle
"Please have coat and tie, and zip up your fly,
and please don't wear pasties and tassles."

Is it true that Penn and Teller
Have more fans than that dog Old Yeller?
Some folks say they're not bright,
but at least they don't bite
and that Penn sure is a fart smeller.

While practicing sleights in the mirror,
my girlfriend calls out to me "Dear...
Don't fret your head,
just please come to bed,
and could you just bring me a beer.

Did you hear who Criss Angel is dating?
Some hottie with a very high rating.
With very short skirts,
so sexy it hurts,
One more reason it's Angel I'm hating.

I bought a sub trunk on eBay,
From some Jewish magician, (Oy vey!)
His little wife Bess
said "Clean up this mess
Or I'll run off with Lefty and Jay.

Criss Angel is making a mint
as to how, I'll give you a hint.
It's all camera tricks
But he sure gets the chicks
much more so than Hefner or Flynt

Exposure is bad for our craft
Like Valentino at whom we all laughed
He made a quick buck
That ignorant f*#k
The whole thing did seem a bit daft.

And the one that occasionally works it's way into a show.

There was a magician from Prague
Whose wand was as big as a log
He tried a new trick,
waved it over a chick
and Poof...she turned into a frog.
Jon Allen
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I went to an online magic store
To buy a new trick that I saw
As three cups are used
Then I feel quite abused
With the balls I was forced to buy four
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Jon Allen
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There was a magician from Japan
Whose patter lines just would not scan
When performing his tricks
He used limericks
And in his own words "It probably doesn't help when I always try to fit as many words into the last line as I possibly can."
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Josho
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I've got several gaffs in my shoe,
My pockets have packets beaucoup,
Three wallets, five decks,
And twelve matrix effects.
'Cuz I LOVE to perform impromptu!

--Josh
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Good one Josh!
Andi Peters
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Yes, Josh should win easily with that effort.
MagicSanta
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Pepka and Andi thought they had votes
they could shove down Regals throat
what they don't understand
is Regals a real man
and we might find them face down in a moat
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Barry Mitchell, Kalin & Jinger
Went out and had a great dinner
Kalin pulled out his wand
And with the coolness of the Fonz
Barry Mitchell exclaimed, "Mine is bigger!"

(Bigger Wands…Wherever fine magic props are sold)
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**LIMITATIONS**

With magical powers, a bard
might rejuvenate those who are scarred,
clothe the cold, raise the dead,
feed the starved, but instead
most "magicians" I know just fan cards.



:hmm:
Creator of The Xpert (20 PAGES of reviews!) and the Hands-Off Multiple ESP System ("Quality and design far exceed any ESP cards on the market"-Genii), both at Penguin.
Davidicus
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A magician barked at me, "Pick a card"
"Take a look, put it back, it's not hard"
With a slip of the tongue
I said, just for fun
"Show me some real magic, Bobby Bouchard"
Bill Hallahan
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I posted this elsewhere in the Magic Café, and it was even my signature long ago, but this is my own original poem.


A Magical Limerick

A poet, magician, and seer,
made the end of his poems disappear.
When he cast a spell,
you always could tell,


Humans make life so interesting. Do you know that in a universe so full of wonders, they have managed to create boredom. Quite astonishing.
- The character of ‘Death’ in the movie "Hogswatch"
808
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To win with my triplet of limericks

Depends on what David himself thinks

Of an English magician

Doing 'Clink' for a living

Instead of his old Hoppin' Half tricks!

xx
sometimes people can surprise you!
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