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David Regal V.I.P. 828 Posts |
I want to have a contest and give away my new trick "Clink" to two people. I hope this is allowed on the site - if not wipe this post and slap my sorry behind. Here's the contest:
Write a magic-related limerick Limericks tend to get dirty and this is a clean site, so watch yourselves. FIRST PRIZE: A signed first-edition copy of Approaching Magic plus Clink gimmick and DVD. RUNNER UP PRIZE: Clink gimmick and DVD CONTEST ENDS in ONE WEEK, you have until end of day next Friday, the 19th. Have fun! |
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Jon Allen V.I.P. England 1771 Posts |
Hi David,
Allow me to be the first to offer up a limerick for your consideration: So many magicians I spy Have web shops where I can buy So much stuff for my bin But I cannot get in Thanks to some ‘professor’ named Dai ___________ Catch you soon, Jon
Creator of iconic magic that you will want to perform.
The Silent Treatment, The Pain Game, Paragon 3D, Double Back, Destination Box and more. Available at www.onlinemagicshop.co.uk |
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Joshua Quinn Inner circle with an outer triangle 2054 Posts |
I've heard nothing of this new "Clink,"
Or whether it's like "Chink-a-Chink," But if it's from Regal, It's practically legal- ly bound to be stunning, I think. To brush off this limerick mission, And pass up a signed first edition Of Approaching Magic Would simply be tragic For anyone called a magician.
Every problem contains the seeds of its own solution. Unfortunately every problem also contains the seeds of an infinite number of non-solutions, so that first part really isn't super helpful.
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John Sturk Regular user Chicago, IL 120 Posts |
I like to do magic for all,
"It was fun," I always recall. But the fun quickly stops when my chop cup gets dropped and I have to go chasing the ball! |
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Joshua Quinn Inner circle with an outer triangle 2054 Posts |
Magic is like an angel
Who creates wonder Around and through each of us. Wait a minute, wrong form. Here's the corrected version: "Magic is like an angel / who Creates wonder / around and through each of us," I won't say, For this is to stay A limerick, not a haiku.
Every problem contains the seeds of its own solution. Unfortunately every problem also contains the seeds of an infinite number of non-solutions, so that first part really isn't super helpful.
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David Regal V.I.P. 828 Posts |
OMG...these are good!
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Joshua Quinn Inner circle with an outer triangle 2054 Posts |
A truly impossible trick
Can take your breath like a swift kick... (This has to stay clean, So you know what I mean When I finish with:) ... right to the thigh!
Every problem contains the seeds of its own solution. Unfortunately every problem also contains the seeds of an infinite number of non-solutions, so that first part really isn't super helpful.
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Max Krause V.I.P. I should be creating magic with my 1188 Posts |
The tools of magic are many
And money you shouldn't need any Create from within And you will begin To see great results aplenty. Max
ESP Woody's now available in Stage Size!
Max's Magic Shop is now open for business! Come experience a whole new way to buy your magic. Menta-List - Now with a killer new marketing feature! Mental Killer 4.5 is Live! |
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Platt Inner circle New York 2012 Posts |
EVERYTHING IS A SELF-PROMOTION THESE DAYS.
DISGUISED AS A CONTEST TO TURN A PHRASE. IT’S DISGUSTING, IT’S CHEAP, IT’S DIRTY NO DOUBT HAVE YOU HEARD OF MY LATEST? IT’S CALLED BLACKOUT! BRIAN PLATT PLATTMAGIC.COM
Sugar Rush is here! Freakishly visual magic. http://www.plattmagic.com
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Joshua Quinn Inner circle with an outer triangle 2054 Posts |
Platt, if you're gonna be a snarky killjoy, at least do it with something approaching proper meter and rhyme:
It's all self-promotion these days, Even contests to turn a good phrase. It's dirty no doubt, But at least my "Blackout" Has a banner -- 'cause I'm one who pays!
Every problem contains the seeds of its own solution. Unfortunately every problem also contains the seeds of an infinite number of non-solutions, so that first part really isn't super helpful.
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craig filicetti V.I.P. Arizona 550 Posts |
This one is magic related,
I thought of phrase quite sensual It's a little bit Multi Dimensional With Impossible Insight And Proximity we might Take the magic world Red Handed its essential. -Craig
ProMystic - Professional Systems For Mentalists
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Platt Inner circle New York 2012 Posts |
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On 2009-06-12 12:27, Quinn wrote: Nice, I like that one better. Explaining a joke isn't a whole lot of fun, but if I must... David is one of my favorite magicians and I consider him a friend. If it wasn't clear that I was being 100% sarcastic. I apologize. Love the contest. See, no fun.
Sugar Rush is here! Freakishly visual magic. http://www.plattmagic.com
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Joshua Quinn Inner circle with an outer triangle 2054 Posts |
Heh, you got me.
Every problem contains the seeds of its own solution. Unfortunately every problem also contains the seeds of an infinite number of non-solutions, so that first part really isn't super helpful.
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David Regal V.I.P. 828 Posts |
I'm going to buy a banner, I have a message in to The Man as of yesterday, so I don't feel guilty!
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Charlie Justice Inner circle Mount Dora, Florida 1142 Posts |
I love to fill minds full of thunder
with illusions immune from asunder and leave far behind in the context of time a memory that magic is wonder peace, charlie |
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Texas36 New user 92 Posts |
There was a magician quite rotten,
his conjuring skills he'd forgotten, he tried very hard to do ambitious card, but his pasteboards went straight to the bottom. |
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Barry Daugherty Regular user Indiana 133 Posts |
Here's mine:
There once was a magi named Pat In shows he liked using his cat But one day at three He fell from a tree No longer the cat in the hat Thanks! Barry |
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RawVoodoo New user ohio 62 Posts |
There once was a man from Elsass
who had cups made from spun brass When he'd move them around a ball would be found and it knocked everyone on their..... |
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Daren Inner circle 2051 Posts |
Here is my effort
There once was a hobby called 'Magic' for those that liked it played with their gadget cause at pay day you were broke which made my wife/partner want to choke and that would be really tragic lol! Thanks Daren Rotherham |
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Martino Special user Manchester, UK 928 Posts |
There was a magician called "Regal"
Who used to do tricks with a Beagal Someone caused a scene They said "Hey man that's mean!" "Because", they exclaimed "it's illegal!" Couldn't make it fit with "Herman the Mouse"!
"There's a difference between not knowing how something is done and knowing it can't be done!" - Simon Aronson
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