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Davidicus
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Look Ma!
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And now for my very last trick
I hope you enjoyed every bit
A hundred dollar bill
Take a look if you will
That's enough! I said LOOK, not appraise it!
Davidicus
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Magic, such a wondrous surprise
Objects vanish before your very eyes
Ma'am I need a volunteer
To help make my wand disappear
She said, "I usually get $175"

...It's clean...really! Just a lil' fun with miscommunication!
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The Regal contest
I do detest
To see grown men
On a quest
To win a trick
At the very best
Stick to the cards
And lose your vest.
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Okay, just to help out. A Limerick consist of five lines, the first, second, and fifth rhyme with each other, the third and fourth rhyme with each other but not with the other lines. If you don't follow that format it is not a Limerick but mearly a poem. Thank you....
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Quote:
On 2009-06-16 22:58, MagicSanta wrote:
Okay, just to help out. A Limerick consist of five lines, the first, second, and fifth rhyme with each other, the third and fourth rhyme with each other but not with the other lines. If you don't follow that format it is not a Limerick but mearly a poem. Thank you....


And while we're at it:
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Limerick_(poetry)

Best,
Neil
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Necromancer
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**MYSTERY**

A quiet young man of superb taste,
with outstanding skill and absurd grace,
wrote a card book of fame
without leaving his name.
It's the strangest thing I ever 'erdnase.


;)
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MagicSanta
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There was a magician from Kent
on magic his paycheck was spent
when his wife found him with no cash
she cut him off from her ****
Thus happens with a wifes malcontent
jbadman
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A magician's assistant once said
She could do a great trick with her head
So she bobbed up and down
Then said with a frown
If it takes me much longer, he's dead!
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Charlie Justice
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3 coins and 2 hands are thus framed,
at chest height, as all eyes are then trained,
to see all coins when fanned,
go from each hand to hand,
unbeknownst, it's a shell that's to blame.

peace, charlie
Charlie Justice
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Ambitously I have attempted,
to make signed cards travel exempted,
from the laws that apply,
to both you and I,
to places I previously tempted.

peace, charlie
Charlie Justice
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A glass bottle and cap are inviting.
Prohibition is always delighting.
As the cap goes from here,
to end up with the beer...
the use of a ring was exciting.

peace, charlie
jbadman
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One more go:

Your card rises up through the pack
Each time it keeps coming right back
As you follow the plot
I hope you'll not spot
that it's red but it used to be black!
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jbadman
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Oh I like this... third go:

I once was approached by someone
Who asked me a question quite dumb:
Can you make a Rabbit disappear?
No I can't but look here...
I can pull a long hare from my bum!

Just call me Jamie Bardman ;-)
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Charlie Justice
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My patter I constantly write,
so that words will match as they sight,
all the actions I do,
and some sleights...just a few,
making real and imagined...just right.

peace, charlie
Charlie Justice
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I've never actually engaged,
to the notion of being on stage,
and perform for so many,
countless hundreds...plus twenty,
it's to the few...where I make my wage.

peace, charlie
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I'm thinking about turning pro
I feel it's the right way to go
I've got all the gear
So I've come onto here
To ask, "What are the best tricks you know?"
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**BIRTHDAY**

Performing with best of intentions
I’m ambushed by childhood aggression.
Mauled and maligned
I ask where is the line
‘tween kid shows and demonic possession?



:cyclops:
Creator of The Xpert (20 PAGES of reviews!) and the Hands-Off Multiple ESP System ("Quality and design far exceed any ESP cards on the market"-Genii), and contributor to the ebook GOLD: When It HAS To Be Performance GOLD -- all at Penguin.
Charlie Justice
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In this contest, we all can agree,
that the object to win, something free,
will depend, I regret,
on some quip verbal frets,
in which David, the judge, will decree.

Be it closeup, on stage or in parlour,
we all entertain for the dollar,
but more interesting though,
it's not just for the dough,
it's for laughter and wonder filled hollars.

This is final...my last little rhyme,
for I've taken too much of your time,
and to David, I thank,
since it's he that will rank,
for the prize that is hopefully mine.



PLEASE END THIS NOW>>>>I CAN'T STOP THINKING IN LIMERICKS (lol)

peace, charlie
jbadman
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This line is counted out twice
If when you read this you're not nice:
An assault you mount
via the Elmsley Count
a quite diabolical device!
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jbadman
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There once was a legend called Eddie
Who's double lift had no get-ready
And who's works were prolific
with some quite terrific
But I'm sure you all know that already!
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