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jbadman
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Ok, I'm hoping this isn't TOO risque for the site... I like this so I'm gonna take a chance:

A lady magician called Sue
Showed a man friend just what she could do
She said 'Watch my tricks'
As she pulled down her knicks
And watched as his magic wand grew!
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I triple the threat
of 3 coins to become one
A mystery box 2
oh, it's great to have one
To change ones to hundreds
using EB, Heiny or Hundy,
or to bend a coin or two using qb2
brings magical tingling sensations
across so many generations.
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Children would gather when they hear
When they knew the magician was near
With nothing to see
He'd wave his hand so free
And yet produce a coin from their ear.
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There's a count I just saw that's quite nice
But I still think I need some advice
It sounds quite absurd
How the card that was third
Was not seen but the first I saw twice
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In Hollywood I'm getting sick
Of reading every d-a-m-n limerick.
The 17th can't come soon enough
Because I'm sick of this stuff.
Though I still hope I win the trick. Smile

Greg
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The regal contest I do detest
To see grown men on a quest
They have no chance of ever winning
It's only me that will be grinning
Glad I got that off my chest.
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There was a young fan who said
"Why does Derren keep nodding his head?"
"It's his secret plan.."
said Andy Nyman
"..to hypnotise you into his bed."
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On You Tube I saw the trick "Clink"
On the Café a great contest link
I thought for a minute
I could possibly win it
If this Limerick was judged not to stink!
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The Classical Force: it can flatten!
When smoothly performed, it’s like satin!
Though I study devout,
Still it always comes out,
“Now just pick a card...NO, NOT THAT’UN!”

--Josh
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There was a magic man from Algiers
who performed after too many beers
He staggered around
and shouted out to the crowd
his magic word for the night which was cheers
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Of Marlo, Vernon and Zarrow
I'm not sure who had the best faro
But all of those guys
Were certainly wise
and they all kept their waist rather narrow

Kozak's new gig in Atlantic City
You must catch it, if not it's a pity
You'll feel really laffy
and eat salt water taffy
But don't eat to much or you'll feel really sh*&&y!
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True Story:

There's a trick: to all magicians it calls
one to master to enter magic fame's halls
Of the many I could see
Not one worked for me
Until the "Cups and Balls and Cups and Balls"
jbadman
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A Café full of Magi's with tricks
Once tried to construct limericks
But it became clear over time
That with neither magic nor rhyme
Would any of them get lots of chicks!
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jbadman
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I think we're all trying too hard
To sound like we're born of the bard
In fact it's quite plain
We're being used again
To plug Regal's packets of card!
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There once was a snarky old bum,
with a hanky hid in a thumb,
He'd pull it straight out,
with a yell and a shout,
and then drink a bottle of rum.
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The stage was covered in fog,
the girl had turned to a dog,
the magician was glad,
the audience was had,
and something, something, something that rhymes with fog and dog.
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palming not 1 coin, but
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Can you re-enter my first one lol.

Oh his retention vanish was too bad
Believe it or not it made me gag
It looked like #$%# on a stick
He even showed me a pic!
Then I beat him up just a tad
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Brad Burt reported it on his blog.
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Mirror mirror on the wall
Do you live or see at all
You KNOW you are my best friend
I love the hand you lend
But when I showed you my pass I made you fall
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Quote:
On 2009-06-18 16:24, Brad Burt wrote:
The stage was covered in fog,
the girl had turned to a dog,
the magician was glad,
the audience was had,
and something, something, something that rhymes with fog and dog.
And he sat there like a frog on a log Smile
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