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Jon Allen V.I.P. England 1771 Posts |
I believe that Chris Angel's new show
Is an event to which noone will go I've heard it's appalling With ticket sales falling Go see Lance at Monte Carlo
Creator of iconic magic that you will want to perform.
The Silent Treatment, The Pain Game, Paragon 3D, Double Back, Destination Box and more. Available at www.onlinemagicshop.co.uk |
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Necromancer Inner circle Chicago 3076 Posts |
**ENOUGH**
Did Shakespeare try things as perverse As the Zig-Zag or Chop Cup? Or worse, Did Kipling or Poe Front a Las Vegas show? Of course not. Yet we’re murdering verse. :verysad:
Creator of The Xpert (20 PAGES of reviews!), Cut & Color, Hands-Off Multiple ESP (HOME) System, Rider-Waite Readers book, Zoom Pendulum ebook ...
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Ian Richards Loyal user 226 Posts |
“The Card That Could Not Be Found”
Is a magical mystery profound It uses a mouse That peeks from its house And a toy gun that makes a weird sound |
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Al Straker Grammar Host Australia 1130 Posts |
Now Regal invented this "Clink"
By dropping lead weights down the sink When one became stuck He was heard to say f@#$ And now fish can be found in his drink!
Al Straker
Resident Mystery Entertainer at Multiple Venues Music & Mentalism Specialty Act 'Completely Mental' https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gyGhApqnG7I (Old clip, show has changed quite a bit since then!) Jazz & Contemporary Musician/Composer https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KnN3JNmeKns https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sU_zfOvpneA |
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MagicSanta Inner circle Northern Nevada 5841 Posts |
A young magician from Boston Mass
was sure magic would score him some *** 'watch watch' he would say but all still thought him gay Well at least now he can practice his pass |
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Douglas.M Elite user 465 Posts |
Illusions can sometimes be daunting
said a Magi who's voice was quite haunting he said the word: POND! and pointed his wand which flooded my yard with it's founting A sharper did nothing but win lots of money by cheating at gin he got up to leave when I glanced up his sleeve and saw a holdout incredibly thin A magician who fell on hard times began to believe his own lines "You're a Rabbit", he said but I just shook my head and started craving carrots and vines "Flourishing ain't 'xactly easy" said a man whose hands were quite cheesy He pulled out a deck, and then said "Heck, I can't fan after pizza so greasy" |
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michaelmystic2003 Inner circle 3062 Posts |
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On 2009-06-18 18:37, Neil Tobin wrote: This is brilliant.
Learn more about my upcoming book of close up magic and theory SYNTHESIS & SECRETS: A Magic Book in Four Acts: https://www.michaelkrasworks.com/synthesis-secrets
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michaelmystic2003 Inner circle 3062 Posts |
Quote: On 2009-06-13 20:37, Michaelmystic2003 wrote:
Learn more about my upcoming book of close up magic and theory SYNTHESIS & SECRETS: A Magic Book in Four Acts: https://www.michaelkrasworks.com/synthesis-secrets
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Douglas.M Elite user 465 Posts |
A young slight of hand quick-starter
tried to shove a small pen through a quarter but the pen wouldn't budge and the fellow said "fudge! I gave the wrong tip to the porter!" |
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Chris K Inner circle 2544 Posts |
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On 2009-06-12 12:33, Platt wrote: So I actually had to go see if you were indeed selling Blackout. If you were, I knew it was a joke, if you weren't, I knew you were serious. It wasn't obvious to me, but it was funny. Except the caps. I HATE ALL CAPITALS! WHO DOES THAT? I MEAN, REALLY? YOU CAN'T COMMUNICATE IN A DECENT TONE?!?!?!? OH, AND MULTIPLE PUNCTUATION MARKS, WHAT'S THE DEAL WITH THEM???????????!!!!!!??!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!??!?!?!?!!??!?! |
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Douglas.M Elite user 465 Posts |
A trickster from a town we'll call Carriage
did shows that others disparaged his wife knew the cause, and she said without pause, "the magic is gone from our marriage" A strange little wizard named Vole became obsessed with the old Benson Bowl he inverted the thing and started to sing "My sponges shall conquer you all!" |
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Turk Inner circle Portland, OR 3546 Posts |
If we can only submit one entry, this is my entry:
In magic, one man found safe haven Using an image quite eerie and graven. Then, with mentalist flair He let down his hair And Max'ed out being a Maven. If allowed to submit more than one entry, here are a few more for consideration: To a magician who invented the Clink, His bathwater I offer to drink. And with the tub thus so drained, I'd put its ring on a chain Then wash it all off in the sink. An ex-governor out of Chicago Thought himself "The Incredible Blaggo". With Substitute Trunk on the stage, This preposterous mage Proved he's not Charlotte's new-found Iago. A man from the town of Vancouver Used gravity as his prime mover. Cards and coins he would drop, To the floor they would plop. That's why he invented the Hoover. There once was a man from Des Moines Whose hand reached into his groin. All eyes on him focused As he said "Hocus Pocus". Then slowly came out with gold coins. There once was a magician from Norway Who performed in front of shop doorways. The appreciative crowd, Applauded out loud And made a “fat hat” for his pay. (Alternate to above:) There once was a bumpkin from Norway Whose magic was nowhere and no way. Dropping cards, coins and rope. He gave up all hope For people to ask him to stay. There once was a man from Nantucket Who outpoured the milk from a bucket "Please, watch my right palm He declared with aplomb And a coin from within, I will pluck it". (Badda boom!) I'm outta here. Mike
Magic is a vanishing Art.
This must not be Kansas anymore, Toto. Eschew obfuscation. |
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MagicSanta Inner circle Northern Nevada 5841 Posts |
A salute to Turk for knowing the first line usually gives a geographical reference.
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808 Regular user 121 Posts |
A Green looking man out of Sweden
Bemused us with laser beam dealing But his show couldn't last For along came Ammar And threw all his cards on the ceiling. xx
sometimes people can surprise you!
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Jefferson New user 58 Posts |
I was once friends with this guy
Who thought he'd give magic a try But I don't return his calls Since he tried to cup my balls And make his muscle pass up and down my thigh |
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Alan Wheeler Inner circle Posting since 2002 with 2038 Posts |
As a novice who hoped to learn faster
I found tricks that were easy to master. I still post today At the Magic Café But my show is a total disaster.
The views and comments expressed on this post may be mere speculation and are not necessarily the opinions, values, or beliefs of Alan Wheeler.
A BLENDED PATH Christian Reflections on Tarot Word Crimes Technology and Faith........Bad Religion |
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DJG Inner circle 1296 Posts |
There was a magician from Phoenix
Who only knew one or two tricks He’d find a card lost in the deck But when it turned out incorrect He said, “You can all kiss my wrinkly ol’ weenus!” (It’s a ‘Friends’ reference to the elbow…Look it up ) |
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DJG Inner circle 1296 Posts |
There once was a magician from Guam
Such skill, such charisma, such calm Used to much flash cotton, KABOOM Not a dry pant leg in the room We thought it was a nuclear bomb! |
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DJG Inner circle 1296 Posts |
A variation of my earlier submittion:
There was this man from Suprise Who'd make objects vanish before your very eyes He called a volunteer To help make his wand disappear She said, "I usually get one seventy five" |
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Charlie Justice Inner circle Mount Dora, Florida 1142 Posts |
And now, without further ado,
a prize will be given, no...two. could one be for me, we'll just wait and see, Dear David, please tell us who. peace, charlie |
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