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Mark Southworth![]() Veteran user u.k 353 Posts ![]() |
There was a magician from St. Ives
Who did an act with 8 knives Not a smash or stab Or a hand kerbab...but a Lesson in "Approaching Magic" Mark Southworth ![]() |
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MagicSanta![]() Inner circle Northern Nevada 5845 Posts ![]() |
When the new Ellusionst DVD came out
it promised to make hot teen girls shout yet when performing for a young miss the magician didn't even get a kiss let alone convince them to put out. |
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Review King![]() Eternal Order 14446 Posts ![]() |
From Chicago's City Limits he flew
To LA for the career that would ensue Not denying his fate To write and create He's proudly a Magician, a Writer and Jew!
"Of all words of tongue and pen,
the saddest are, "It might have been" ..........John Greenleaf Whittier |
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RicHeka![]() Inner circle 3999 Posts ![]() |
A Masked man appeared on the tube
Showed a trick and then he would tip it Remove the Mask you old twit rub it over with lube And I'll tell you where you can stick it. |
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Cameron Francis![]() V.I.P. 6998 Posts ![]() |
A lonely trickster worked in sanitation
Who wanted to impress with a hot Flushtration He tried really hard But always dropped the last card So he quit magic and stuck with masterb*****.
MOMENT'S NOTICE LIVE 3 - Six impromptu card tricks! Out now! http://cameronfrancismagic.com/moments-notice-live-3.html
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MarkTirone![]() Inner circle palming not 1 coin, but 1139 Posts ![]() |
David, can I withdraw my entry? I realize it wasn't a limerick and just a bunch of lines that rhymed...
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VcosNJ![]() Inner circle 1180 Posts ![]() |
David Regal's new trick, he realized,
If you write a good limerick you win the prize But finding words that can rhyme, While practicing magic there's no time, Well at least I hope you know that I tried. :) |
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Cory Chapin![]() Loyal user Of God! 270 Posts ![]() |
Hickory dickory dock
Nobody's buying my stock I'm trusting in Jesus To help change these pieces Of crap into tricks that will Rock!
Followers can be leaders if they just turn around.
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magicmann![]() Veteran user 321 Posts ![]() |
There was a magician from France
Who often performed tricks in his pants He had doves,coins and cards sponge balls,knives and scarves You should have seen him dance |
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Daren![]() Inner circle 1937 Posts ![]() |
And another from little ole me
There was a young man of magic Who invented a fabulous gadget he put a girl in a box all covered in locks but it ended up terribly tragic |
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magicmann![]() Veteran user 321 Posts ![]() |
And another
There was an old man named Dai who was a whizz with cards but a bit shy He could palm with the best Deal doubles with zest And his double lift sailed right by |
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magicmann![]() Veteran user 321 Posts ![]() |
I think this makes more sense
There was an old man named Dai who was a whizz with cards but a bit shy He could palm with the best Deal seconds with zest And his double lift sailed right by Paul |
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David Regal![]() V.I.P. 789 Posts ![]() |
Now some may have started to think:
"Is the trick good or does it just stink?" Don't be a boob Just go to YouTube Then search David Regal and Clink |
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Greg Arce![]() Inner circle 6430 Posts ![]() |
Mr. Regal held his original contest
To see who's rhyme would be best We all tried with our limerick see if it would do the trick Of winning this wordplay test. Greg
One of my favorite quotes: "A critic is a legless man who teaches running."
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craig filicetti![]() V.I.P. Arizona 550 Posts ![]() |
I think we can all relate to this;
Twas just an hour before the big show I paced back stage, muttering the lines I must know I checked each gaffe, not once but twice I set each pocket; cards, coins, and my dice Feel the rush, deep breath, .... lets GO! I don't know about you guys, but that is why I do it. -Craig
ProMystic - Professional Systems For Mentalists
<BR>www.promystic.com |
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mumford![]() Special user 652 Posts ![]() |
One night an amorous young Houdini,
Had a date with a maiden named Jeannie, The coroner found, The couple had drowned, Making love in The Water Torture Cell. |
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lebowski![]() Veteran user 377 Posts ![]() |
There was a magician who was not unique
Who imagined himself quite a shique, But the pickings were dim For a fellow like him, Who only made sixty a week! |
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magicmann![]() Veteran user 321 Posts ![]() |
There was a young man named Uri
Who used to bend spoons like fury This is not magic he said It's the power in my head I think we'll leave that to the jury |
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jstone![]() Inner circle Someday I'll have 1452 Posts ![]() |
There once was a magi named Regal
Who felt animal abuse was still legal With his chop-mouse named Herman, The Cheese-Chasing Vermin And his Ambitious Card disguised as a beagle. |
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magicandsoul![]() Loyal user 263 Posts ![]() |
From the small town of Dora lived Mike
Who persistently practiced with Bikes 'Til one day he could force, any card of course to spectators exclaiming YIKES! M&S |
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