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yachanin
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Come look at my glass and you'll see
It's totally clear and empty.
Just give it a shake
And watch how I make
A coin from thin air clink with glee.

Regards, Steve
Andi Peters
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Dave invented a trick called 'Clink'
To market it he did think
"I'll do a thread on the caf"
But he's having a laff
Coz if I tried they'd kick up a stink.
michaelmystic2003
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Clever this limerick is not.
Lots of Poetry Books have I bought
I will learn how to rhyme
Now that I've found the time
Kuz I'm done advertising Regal's "Clink" in my limerick
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Max Krause
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David,

I missed a word so here is the revised entry. Thanks Turk for letting me know.

Regards,
Max


The tools of magic are many
And money you shouldn't need any
Create from within
And you will begin
To see great results come aplenty.
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In Burbank, a wizard in tux
Wrote a book, and then he said "Shucks!"
'Cause he, sad to say,
Couldn't give it away.
So he raised it to 75 bucks.

--
This limerick you can bet
Begins with a strange couplet.
(In no wise
Expecting a prize.)
Courtesy of *jeep! Grandpa Chet.
#ShareGoodness #ldsconf
MagicSanta
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Magic Jim dressed in black every day
much to his mothers dismay
he thought he was cool
doing tricks at his school
and spelling magik with a K


There was a young jew named Dave
his name in a limerick he craved
it didn't matter if it sucked
as long as it saved santa some bucks
too bad on the Café we can't get depraved
andykean
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Some bikes are red
others are blue
when I vanish a card
I leave no clue

Please note, due to an economic downturn limericks have been reduced to four lines & all place names have been removed.
This is designed to improve poets lives across the globe...and foster creative growth in these challenging times!!
MagicSanta
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My magical Haiku:

Magic in Spring time
A mystery of our art
Resisting masked men


(note that unlike those who violate the rules of the limerick my Haiku follows all the rules of English Haiku)
808
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From L.A. comes a contest that's packed

With limericks penned by us hacks!

To win prizes galore

From a man so adored

By Raymond and Chucky from Rugrats!

xx
sometimes people can surprise you!
Rizzo
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To the man with great books great magic great mind
Send me my prize or Ill beat your behind
Nothing Personal-Strictly Business
Titanas
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My name is Dave, I am doing some tricks
you see me, it feels like hitting on bricks

They tell me that Clink is a real something
this glass is making coins from nothing

I Don't know how or what is going
When ever I Clink, I get a coin

So my name is Dave, I am doing some tricks
and this is my way of getting new chicks
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808
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To The Magic Café I've submitted

The second of three hopeful limericks.

If the third is a bore

Then perhaps I'll do four

But I reckon my first one will win it!

xx
sometimes people can surprise you!
jstone
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Darn you palindrome man!
sibbie
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There once was a magician from Bonaroo
Everyone said his act was "doo doo"
David Regal gave him a book
And he took a serious look
Now he is working Ship-aroos
sibbie
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David Regal, a master magician
He wrote a book with inspired ambition
Now I want it for free
I dream it will come to me
And now my dream will come to fruition

This is the suck up begging remix version. Smile
magicandsoul
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Some people are being quite funny
with rhymes full of wishes and honey
as they try to compete, for a prize that is neat
but so far no one's quite on the money

M&S
Daren
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And another from me

There once was a magician who loved card tricks
he bought the next greatest thing to get his fix
one day he will dream up his own
to become the greatest magician ever known
but it was crap and that was that
Necromancer
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**PREMISE**

With industrious cunning to spare
we slave to make phantoms appear,
but our clever inventions
divert our attentions
from why any viewer should care.



:)
Creator of The Xpert (20 PAGES of reviews!) and the Hands-Off Multiple ESP System ("Quality and design far exceed any ESP cards on the market"-Genii), both at Penguin.
ampere
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From out of my hat I pulled out a cat The rabbit had gone For this I now knew When my wife phoned And said we had stew.
Gilgamesh_The_Librarian
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With thanks for the inspiration and in memory of Private S Baldrick:

Clink clink clink clink, clink clink clink clink clink,
Clink clink clink clink clink clink clink clink clink,
Clink clink clink clink clink,
Clink clink clink clink clink,
Clink clink clink clink clink clink clink clink clink.

I am going to call it "An ode to great visual magic"
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