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Doug Higley
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Doug: Happy Birthday!

Stanley: Gee...thanks!

Doug: Not you...I meant _______

Stanley: Well excuuuuzzzze me! It's my birthday too!

Doug: It's not your birthday now stop it... it's _________'s birthday and it's a very important day.

Stanley: Well...it could be my birthday.

Doug. NO...it can't. You were not born on this day... __________ was born Today!

Stanley: (stares at child) Boy he/she's a big one! Smart too! Look! He/She can sit up and everything!

Doug: Not born TODAY...I mean born this day ______ 1999 (or whatever date)

Stanley: Well...maybe I was born this day too...

Doug: You weren't.

Stanley How do you know?

Doug: Because I made you!

Stanley: Well...I know you didn't make Him/Her...

Doug: Why do you say that...

Stanley: Because your lips don't move when He/She talks! (looks at the Mom)....but Her's do!


:)

Doug
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Love it Doug!

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Very vrey goooooood Doug!!!! Thanks heaps for your imput!!!!1
Doug Higley
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I tend to write stuff that may go over the head of some...but I like to give credit that kids are a lot smarter than we think...it's after they get to high school that catch the terminal 'stupids'. Smile
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