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hbwolkov Inner circle 2947 Posts |
While checking your kids ears for swimmers ear you pull out a rabbit.
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Bob Sanders Grammar Supervisor Magic Valley Ranch, Clanton, Alabama 20504 Posts |
Even your socks are marked.
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jay leslie V.I.P. Southern California 9498 Posts |
You know the difference between a Zombie Ball and a Toilet Float Ball
Jay Leslie
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joseph Eternal Order Please ignore my 17407 Posts |
......No wonder my zombie performances were always cr@ppy...
"Everything should be made as simple as possible, but no simpler." (Einstein)...
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Bob Sanders Grammar Supervisor Magic Valley Ranch, Clanton, Alabama 20504 Posts |
You can tell the difference between real Bee cards and counterfeit Bee cards.
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Mike Brezler Inner circle Waynesboro, Pa. 1114 Posts |
You answer the phone before it rings.
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Mike Brezler Inner circle Waynesboro, Pa. 1114 Posts |
You sleep with your wand under your pillow.
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jay leslie V.I.P. Southern California 9498 Posts |
Someone asks "What is this?"
And you answer "It's a trick with three handkerchiefs and you produce a bottle".
Jay Leslie
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Bob Sanders Grammar Supervisor Magic Valley Ranch, Clanton, Alabama 20504 Posts |
You have painted a safety pin.
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joseph Eternal Order Please ignore my 17407 Posts |
You use 2 wands for chopsticks...
"Everything should be made as simple as possible, but no simpler." (Einstein)...
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hbwolkov Inner circle 2947 Posts |
Joseph said "You use 2 wands for chopsticks"
Very clever..I wish I had thought of that one.
Northern California
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Bob Sanders Grammar Supervisor Magic Valley Ranch, Clanton, Alabama 20504 Posts |
You fear magnets worse than pickpockets.
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jay leslie V.I.P. Southern California 9498 Posts |
You want to buy a brand new trick at a 40 percent discount, without paying sales tax and expect free shipping.
Try asking for that deal the next time you buy gas.
Jay Leslie
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hbwolkov Inner circle 2947 Posts |
The word reel is mentioned at a movie theater and the first thing to enter your mind is levitation.
Northern California
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joseph Eternal Order Please ignore my 17407 Posts |
You play the drums with 2 magic wands...
"Everything should be made as simple as possible, but no simpler." (Einstein)...
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Bob Sanders Grammar Supervisor Magic Valley Ranch, Clanton, Alabama 20504 Posts |
You have boxes of unopened magic tricks that were too cheap to let get away.
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jay leslie V.I.P. Southern California 9498 Posts |
All your money from your paper route goes to pay for that Chen Lee Water Suspension.
Jay Leslie
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Bob Sanders Grammar Supervisor Magic Valley Ranch, Clanton, Alabama 20504 Posts |
Everytime you see something get broken, you think of ways to make it into a future magic prop.
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jay leslie V.I.P. Southern California 9498 Posts |
You throw away all your presents and play with the boxes.
Jay Leslie
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joseph Eternal Order Please ignore my 17407 Posts |
You fan out your credit cards and have your wife pick one...
"Everything should be made as simple as possible, but no simpler." (Einstein)...
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