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Doug Higley
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Gary Busey...a great Bobo.
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On 2009-10-07 10:05, Rick West wrote:
Ok, "High and Dry!"...let's hear your best tank cracks.


You call that a throw? John Strong's breath is stronger than that throw.

Did your parents have any children that lived?

Is that a mustache or is that just your nose hairs hanging down?

Nice hat. Do they make that style for men too?

I like that you hat covers the point at the top of your head, Zip.

I've seen Tate mummy's with better throwing arms than that.

I shouldn't be so hard on you since you were being so nice in the men's room earlier.

High and dry.


There are many more, but the censors here at a Café would have a fit if I wrote them.
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On 2009-10-07 18:15, Eddie Garland wrote:
Many years ago in Myrtle beach South Carolina they had a dunk tank themed as "The Creature Tank". The guy inside wore a Creature from the Black Lagoon costume while hurling the constant stream of insults.
I really liked it themed that way...a creature behind the bars and in a tank of water...it all made sense.
Sounds fun. Where in Myrtle was this?
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Doug Higley
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"You're just a Pee Pee Hat!"

"Well..that certainly is not a nice shirt you are wearing."

"Say, didn't we drink a glass of Beer together once?"

"Is that your Wife? Or is that a 'Higley'?"

"Lady, I would suggest you wear different earings with that outfit."
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Eddie Garland
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On 2009-10-08 01:04, Stephon wrote:
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On 2009-10-07 18:15, Eddie Garland wrote:
Many years ago in Myrtle beach South Carolina they had a dunk tank themed as "The Creature Tank". The guy inside wore a Creature from the Black Lagoon costume while hurling the constant stream of insults.
I really liked it themed that way...a creature behind the bars and in a tank of water...it all made sense.
Sounds fun. Where in Myrtle was this?


The Creature tank was just south of the Grand Strand Amusement Park...home of the Swamp Fox.
The creature had a maniacal laugh...you could hear it from a great distance.
The mask served well to protect his identity after hours of insulting strangers.

This was 30 years ago.
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I suggest it is not the cracks, but the timing. I once split coffee on a guy, slightly bigger that me, (now that is a big boy), outside a magic convention. (Served him right for sitting on the step right in front of the door between me and the smoking area.) Well, he is wearing one of these expensive licensed sports jerseys. I apologized, he was heated. So, I offered to but him a new shirt. Then I said, "I didn't know they made them in that size . . .were can you get them that big?" The crack was weak, but the timing was perfect . . . the smoking area roared . . .

Were can I audition for the dunk bozo?
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More hard hitting BoBo lines:

"Say...you look like you know Don Driver..."

"Too bad TV sucks these days...I'll bet you watch it."

"I'll bet your Radio doesn't work good."
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Stephon
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Thanks, Eddie.
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Could be an interesting bellweather...
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Well, I done worked a couple of nights at the joint. Now, they both were Thursday nights, so the crowds were small. Still, the place is a bit of an odd duck. They have done a GREAT job with the decor, and everything is set up well, but something is not clicking there. It could just have been the nights I was there, but to mix midway with NYC club going pretty people doesn't seem to work. They are still tweeking the place, so well see. And I am looking forward to seeing what the place is like during the weekend days with families and what it is like on the weekend nights with a large crowd. We'll see.
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The Old Ducking stool over here is very seldom seen nowadays but girls with plenty flesh showing were the best come ons in the 60`s.

Replaced by the stocks and sponges at many smaller shows and fetes but the clamped person still flings the abuse,,,until zapped.

Insults like >>>> They spoilt a good sized @ss when they put teeth in your mouth.

20 million sperms die and you got through.

I am your real Father >> No its a joke, it could have been
anyone of us here.

Only guy here with a face like the relief map of the Himalayas.

So there is life after death.

To large guy,,,whats up too many mince pies then.

To skinny guy,,,, seen more fat on a greasy chip.

Another England Cricket squad blind bowler.

The taunts work sometimes and sometimes it ends in a brawl.
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Oh,by the way, at Carnival it is against company policy for the bozo to insult anyone!
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"My, what quality debri is falling from your hair"

"I'll bet that sauce on the corner of your mouth was really expensive."

"I really admire your courage in being so permiscuous with an entire team."


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The more I'm ignored the worse I get. Smile
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