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gallagher
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Let's face it, as a Busker, sooner or later you'll be controled by "the boys in blue". To help make the world an easier place, I thought it might be helpfull to start a list of what NOT to say, when being controled.

1. Hey, aren't you from "the Village People"?

2. Just going to give me a warning?,... like they did the last four times?

3. You're not going to search my dufflebag, are you?

4. Gosh, I'm surprised it's taken you guys so long to stop me!

5. Gee, I thought you had to be physically fit to be a Police-man.

6. Nice suits. Partner-look? Look if you want to talk to me, just stand over there, hold hands, and wait 'till I'm finished.

7. You obviously don't know who I am.

making the world a better place,
gallagher.
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I'll add: "HEY!! I GOT RIGHTS MAN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"
You know why don't act naive.
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You have powdered sugar on your tie. Let me wipe it off for you.

Nice cuffs. Smith & Wesson, they're almost escape proof.
"The secret of life is to look good from a distance."
-Charles Schulz
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"ah, the strippers er here'
jazzy snazzy
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I wanna ride in front this time.

A citation! You're supposed to award those at the banquet.

(in the cell) ROOM SERVICE!! I need an extra pillow.
"The secret of life is to look good from a distance."
-Charles Schulz
epoptika
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Quote:
On 2010-02-16 14:42, ROBERT BLAKE wrote:
"ah, the strippers er here'


Guffaw!
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Hey, what's that on your shirt? - Gotcha!!!
by EVILDAN....
"The Coin Board Book" - moves and routines with the coin panel board. - http://www.lybrary.com/the-coin-board-book-p-827955.html
"SLASHER - A Horror Whodunnit" - a bizarre close-up routine based on Bob Neale's "Sole Survivor."
PM me for more info.
"Zombie Town" - a packet effect about how a small town turned into zombies. https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=nzJhcoJtyOM
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"Is that a gun in your pocket or are you just glad to see me?"
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Don't worry there's an ointment that can clear that up.
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"Can I buy two tickets to the policeman's ball? whats that? policemen don't have balls?"
"*slurred to one cop* good evening occifer! don't take this the wrong way but the two of you look awfully pretty-hic-"
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"Hey, hows yer mom?"

"Why am I suddenly thinking of bacon?"

"I've heard of good cop & bad cop, but until now, never "ugly cop!"

"oh yeah, bust the poor folks who don't have the money to pay you off!"

Sir Richard.
"In the land of Murphy there is but ONE law!"
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It's OK, Occifer...It's legal. I read it on the Internet...
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I don't know why you are being so mean to me out here. You were so nice to me in the men's room.
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Don't taze me, Bro!
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Is that your night stick or are you just happy to see me?
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On 2010-02-17 08:02, MagiUlysses wrote:
Don't taze me, Bro!


That wins!
~Joe
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"What's the difference between you and a washing machine? When I drop a load in my washing machine it doesn't follow me around like you do."
The current economic crisis is due to all the coins I've vanished.
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Wow, a policeman. I wanted to be one as a kid, but I figured, what the heck, maybe I can finish the third grade.
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Did I ever tell you my uncle has a Duncan Donut franchise?
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"Hey guy's I've got a new and informative product on the market"
or does that only get you in trouble with the web police?
I was put on this earth to do a great many things..... I'm now so far behind that I don't think I'm ever going to die!
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