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Bill Palmer
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1) Officer, you look so cute when you are angry.

2) Would you introduce me to your friend who is standing behind you? Oh. My mistake. That's still you!
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Officer, Pull My Finger -
It is a lot easier to get older than it is to get wiser.
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Great Lines. Best laugh I had all day. Thanks guys.
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You looked better in the Dress you were wearing last night
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How long is this going to take? Your wife is expecting me.

So, uh, you "on the take", or what?

Hey officer, want to see a trick? Look at your wife!
"Imagination is more important than knowledge."
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Hey! You work your side of the street and I'll work mine!
Bill Palmer
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A variation on that line:

Please don't bother me while I'm working under this street lamp. I don't come over and put out your red light.
"The Swatter"

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My Chickasaw name is "Throws Money at Cups."

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Hey fellow "side walk shufflers",... all I can say is,.... the winter brings out your best worst-sides! Thanks for the smiles.
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That juggler across the street swiped my Rolex.
"The secret of life is to look good from a distance."
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You got any weed?
jazzy snazzy
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Sing the "Bad Boys" song for us.
"The secret of life is to look good from a distance."
-Charles Schulz
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Now say the magic words...
"Bookem Danno"
"The secret of life is to look good from a distance."
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"No charge..."
Meet you in Busker Alley Smile
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Have you been eating donuts? Your eyes look glazed.
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"Pick a card..."
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"Here, hold my beer..."
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Are ya single? Theres somethin about a man in uniform.....
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Strolling through old threads I saw this and had some great laughs...
"Imagination is more important than knowledge."
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"I usually don't do hypnotism - but I bet I could knock you out!"

I've one through and read the whole sidewalk shuffle section from the very first page, just ran across this thread a few days ago myself.
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(handcuff/straightjacket escape) If this is about that jailbreak, that was just a misunderstanding!
(cups and balls) Totally not what it looks like, officer- now, if you wanna stay, you gotta bet.
Haven't you learned from Hollywood that arresting magicians doesn't work?
I'm sorry, is this the place you beg for money?
Well, officer, wanna help me try the bullet catch?
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