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joseph Eternal Order Please ignore my 17411 Posts |
All your tricks are powered by a moonshine generator...
"Everything should be made as simple as possible, but no simpler." (Einstein)...
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Bob Sanders 1945 - 2024 Magic Valley Ranch, Clanton, Alabama 20504 Posts |
The name on the back of your belt is Bubba Whodini.
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bowers Inner circle Oakboro N.C. 7024 Posts |
Your idea of a magical convention.
is tuesday night at the bowling alley. |
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joseph Eternal Order Please ignore my 17411 Posts |
You practice while watching The Skunk Whisperer on tv...
"Everything should be made as simple as possible, but no simpler." (Einstein)...
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Bob Sanders 1945 - 2024 Magic Valley Ranch, Clanton, Alabama 20504 Posts |
You have a line in front of the stage that marks a no spitting zone.
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joseph Eternal Order Please ignore my 17411 Posts |
Your floating lady stands are 2 construction cones...
"Everything should be made as simple as possible, but no simpler." (Einstein)...
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Bob Sanders 1945 - 2024 Magic Valley Ranch, Clanton, Alabama 20504 Posts |
Your idea of "rabbit ears" is hammers on an old double barrel shotgun.
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Jim Sparx Inner circle Far Out, Texas 1144 Posts |
You know you're a redneck magician when...
you use lard on your reels cause it makes them slicker you use your reels and a hook to go fishin
Et tu, Spartacus?
https://fineartamerica.com/profiles/chispadeelpaso.html |
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joseph Eternal Order Please ignore my 17411 Posts |
Your fanning powder is duck down...
"Everything should be made as simple as possible, but no simpler." (Einstein)...
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Bob Sanders 1945 - 2024 Magic Valley Ranch, Clanton, Alabama 20504 Posts |
Your dove pan load is fried cat fish.
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Jim Sparx Inner circle Far Out, Texas 1144 Posts |
Your Lota Bowl doubles as a spittoon.
Et tu, Spartacus?
https://fineartamerica.com/profiles/chispadeelpaso.html |
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Jim Sparx Inner circle Far Out, Texas 1144 Posts |
Ma uses your duck pan to fry taters.
Et tu, Spartacus?
https://fineartamerica.com/profiles/chispadeelpaso.html |
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Jim Sparx Inner circle Far Out, Texas 1144 Posts |
You use your Baffling Bra trick as a slingshot.
Et tu, Spartacus?
https://fineartamerica.com/profiles/chispadeelpaso.html |
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Jim Sparx Inner circle Far Out, Texas 1144 Posts |
Your Prof Cheer's shorts is the only one you got. And you turn them inside out a few times before laundry day at the crick.
Et tu, Spartacus?
https://fineartamerica.com/profiles/chispadeelpaso.html |
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Bob Sanders 1945 - 2024 Magic Valley Ranch, Clanton, Alabama 20504 Posts |
If there is something in your mailbox, you'll have to fine someone to read it to you.
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Jim Sparx Inner circle Far Out, Texas 1144 Posts |
If you belong to a magic forum, other members will constantly correct your misuse of the English language, like fine should be find.
Et tu, Spartacus?
https://fineartamerica.com/profiles/chispadeelpaso.html |
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Bob Sanders 1945 - 2024 Magic Valley Ranch, Clanton, Alabama 20504 Posts |
"their", "there" and "they're" are just different spellings of the same word.
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joseph Eternal Order Please ignore my 17411 Posts |
Your background music is played by someone
from Alabama with a banjo on his knee. ...
"Everything should be made as simple as possible, but no simpler." (Einstein)...
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Bob Sanders 1945 - 2024 Magic Valley Ranch, Clanton, Alabama 20504 Posts |
You count on your hound to furnish the rabbits.
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magicians Inner circle Teacher and Legend 2898 Posts |
You use your slow cuzzin as a vent figure.
Illusionist, Illusionist consulting, product development, stage consultant, seasoned performer for over 35 years. Specializing in original effects. Highly opinionated, usually correct, and not afraid of jealous critics. I've been a puppet, a pirate, a pawn and a King. Free lance gynecologist.
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