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Leland Inner circle St Louis 1180 Posts |
The King, Queen and Jack are known as the 'Pur-dy pic-shure cards'
Life of Magic!
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Bob Sanders Grammar Supervisor Magic Valley Ranch, Clanton, Alabama 20504 Posts |
You have bales of hay in the reserved section.
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Dynamike Eternal Order FullTimer 24148 Posts |
You use Ellie Mae as your assistant.
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Bob Sanders Grammar Supervisor Magic Valley Ranch, Clanton, Alabama 20504 Posts |
There is a banjo and fiddle in your intro music.
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Leland Inner circle St Louis 1180 Posts |
You're happy that the bunny from hat trick worked because 'There'll be good eat'in tonite'!
Life of Magic!
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Dynamike Eternal Order FullTimer 24148 Posts |
When you discover Texas Tea while you are performing.
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Bob Sanders Grammar Supervisor Magic Valley Ranch, Clanton, Alabama 20504 Posts |
You do "Linking dog collars".
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Jim Sparx Inner circle Far Out, Texas 1144 Posts |
You know you're a redneck magician when...things go terribly wrong when you pull the plug out of the bottom of your row boat for your vanishing row boat trick and you remembered you can't swim.
Et tu, Spartacus?
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Bob Sanders Grammar Supervisor Magic Valley Ranch, Clanton, Alabama 20504 Posts |
You expect a cell phone to have a crank on the side.
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Leland Inner circle St Louis 1180 Posts |
You tell your wife you need your 'Good socks' for the show and she reaches into the coffee pot for them.
Life of Magic!
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Bob Sanders Grammar Supervisor Magic Valley Ranch, Clanton, Alabama 20504 Posts |
Your understanding is that a cell phone would be at the jail.
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joseph Eternal Order Please ignore my 17407 Posts |
You can escape from any jail cell in Mayberry...
"Everything should be made as simple as possible, but no simpler." (Einstein)...
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jay leslie V.I.P. Southern California 9498 Posts |
Your hand cuff escape is accomplished using WD40 and almost breaking your wrist.
Jay Leslie
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Bob Sanders Grammar Supervisor Magic Valley Ranch, Clanton, Alabama 20504 Posts |
When your Glorpy used to be a grease rag.
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Wravyn Inner circle 3481 Posts |
Your production of a glass of wine from a silk, the glass is a mason jar.
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Bob Sanders Grammar Supervisor Magic Valley Ranch, Clanton, Alabama 20504 Posts |
You produce a bottle of wine with a screw top.
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Bob Sanders Grammar Supervisor Magic Valley Ranch, Clanton, Alabama 20504 Posts |
Your levitation works off the winch on your truck
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joseph Eternal Order Please ignore my 17407 Posts |
Your Captivated gimmicks are Ripple and Thunderbird caps...
"Everything should be made as simple as possible, but no simpler." (Einstein)...
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jay leslie V.I.P. Southern California 9498 Posts |
You make your own Scotch & Soda with a chisel a hammer and a grinding wheel.
Jay Leslie
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Bob Sanders Grammar Supervisor Magic Valley Ranch, Clanton, Alabama 20504 Posts |
Your employment contract is written on a paper sack.
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