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Bob Sanders Grammar Supervisor Magic Valley Ranch, Clanton, Alabama 20504 Posts |
You get paid in firewood.
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Mike Brezler Inner circle Waynesboro, Pa. 1114 Posts |
You wear hip boots when performing any water effects.
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Father Photius Grammar Host El Paso, TX (Formerly Amarillo) 17161 Posts |
Your cups and balls closer is three fried squirrel brains.
"Now here's the man with the 25 cent hands, that two bit magician..."
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Father Photius Grammar Host El Paso, TX (Formerly Amarillo) 17161 Posts |
When your opening trick is pulling a large catfish out of a hat.
"Now here's the man with the 25 cent hands, that two bit magician..."
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joseph Eternal Order Please ignore my 17407 Posts |
You keep telling bigfoot to slow down and watch this here coin trick. ...
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Father Photius Grammar Host El Paso, TX (Formerly Amarillo) 17161 Posts |
When your assistant's names are Willie and Jayce.
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Wravyn Inner circle 3479 Posts |
Y'all read every page on this here thread to get speaken lines fir yur upcommin show
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joseph Eternal Order Please ignore my 17407 Posts |
You can link 3 rolls of duct tape. ...
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Father Photius Grammar Host El Paso, TX (Formerly Amarillo) 17161 Posts |
Your think a drink routine includes "sweet tea"
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joseph Eternal Order Please ignore my 17407 Posts |
You pull a quarter from your bloodhound's ear. ...
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Wravyn Inner circle 3479 Posts |
Your magic hat has qoutes of Uncle Si from Duck Dynasty
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joseph Eternal Order Please ignore my 17407 Posts |
Your magic ropes smell like calf ankles. ...
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Father Photius Grammar Host El Paso, TX (Formerly Amarillo) 17161 Posts |
After you finish your closer of producing 10 bull frogs from a hat, you have frog legs for dinner.
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Mike Brezler Inner circle Waynesboro, Pa. 1114 Posts |
Instead of a dove pan you use a frying pan.
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Father Photius Grammar Host El Paso, TX (Formerly Amarillo) 17161 Posts |
When the fur coat you gave your wife for Christmas was made from the hydes of your old rabbits.
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Mike Brezler Inner circle Waynesboro, Pa. 1114 Posts |
Your mode of transportation is the truck used in the Beverly Hillbillies.
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Bob Sanders Grammar Supervisor Magic Valley Ranch, Clanton, Alabama 20504 Posts |
You make things appear and vanish with the wave of a turkey feather.
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Father Photius Grammar Host El Paso, TX (Formerly Amarillo) 17161 Posts |
Your magic word is "Jack"
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joseph Eternal Order Please ignore my 17407 Posts |
Your floating lady props are jack stands. ...
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Bob Sanders Grammar Supervisor Magic Valley Ranch, Clanton, Alabama 20504 Posts |
Your close-up table used to be a tail gate.
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