You demand to get paid in Confederate bills...

You’ve used lycopodium in a backyard beer-induced halloween extravaganza.

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Your assistants dressing room has a star cut out on the door and yours has a moon.

The finally of the show is to shoot small propane tanks till they explode all over the place

Since you only do card tricks, you put on your business card...
Cardiologist

You hire neighborhood kids to drive around on their mini bikes and advertise the show.

You donate part of your magic income to the losing
tag team at Rassle-Mania...

Your “Any drink called for” uses 6 beers - Schmidt’s, Bud, Red Stripe, Colt 45, Pabst and Miller

You think some of the ideas in 'You know you're a redneck magician when...' are actually workable and good ideas.

You're upside down escape seems more funer if it's done from the top of an oil derrick.

Your floating, dancing cattle prod really hurts
when you make a mistake...

You perform barefoot w/ a shirt that has the arms cut off.

You perform in the same clothes that you dress up in to go to Walmart.

You tie a string on the big toe of a spectator and when he nods off, you pull it.

Your new dvd is "Origami with Duct Tape" ...

When your wand doubles as a straw for the magical drink in your other hand.

You collected 1000 Pull-Tabs from aluminum cans in the 70s - for the Chained Lightning trick.

No one knows what they are today .

When you do an 'Any called drink for' you need enough to pass around to the whole audience

You move your outhouse back 4 feet so
you can install a trap door over the opening...

You make a tractor vanish while it's in a mud pit.