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joseph Eternal Order Please ignore my 17411 Posts |
You must have at least 18 people in the audience, because the
sign says "Under 17 not admitted" ...
"Everything should be made as simple as possible, but no simpler." (Einstein)...
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Bob Sanders 1945 - 2024 Magic Valley Ranch, Clanton, Alabama 20504 Posts |
Your closeup kit smells like gasoline.
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joseph Eternal Order Please ignore my 17411 Posts |
You can pick your zig zag out of a bunch..
It's the one with tobacco juice on both sides...
"Everything should be made as simple as possible, but no simpler." (Einstein)...
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Bob Sanders 1945 - 2024 Magic Valley Ranch, Clanton, Alabama 20504 Posts |
If your "lovely assistant" just carries her high heels to the show to prove that she has some.
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Bob Sanders 1945 - 2024 Magic Valley Ranch, Clanton, Alabama 20504 Posts |
Your unable to do a trick with teeth in it.
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joseph Eternal Order Please ignore my 17411 Posts |
You can only palm coins by first rubbing your
hands in chainsaw oil...
"Everything should be made as simple as possible, but no simpler." (Einstein)...
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Bob Sanders 1945 - 2024 Magic Valley Ranch, Clanton, Alabama 20504 Posts |
A fishing tackle box goes to your close-up shows.
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Jim Sparx Inner circle Far Out, Texas 1144 Posts |
You know you're a redneck magician when...its Springtime and all your cousins daughters are graduatin' grade school (kicked out), and your lookin' for a new assistant/wife cause all your others are either pregnant or lookin' ugly. But you gotta payoff your shine tab to your cousins before you do any serious courtin' (14 isn't too early, is it?).
Et tu, Spartacus?
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Jim Sparx Inner circle Far Out, Texas 1144 Posts |
Your first trick you have to explain to your new assistant is called the red snapper, and its better done with lard.
Et tu, Spartacus?
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Wravyn Inner circle 3515 Posts |
The music in your show is done with jugs, washboards, and one tub with a rod and string.
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Bob Sanders 1945 - 2024 Magic Valley Ranch, Clanton, Alabama 20504 Posts |
You always know that a "shiner" is not something used in card magic.
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Wravyn Inner circle 3515 Posts |
You pass a well paid show on to someone else because it would interfere with a NASCAR race.
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Bob Sanders 1945 - 2024 Magic Valley Ranch, Clanton, Alabama 20504 Posts |
When you think a text message is XXX.
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Jim Sparx Inner circle Far Out, Texas 1144 Posts |
When asked for your autograph you forget how to spell your name...
Et tu, Spartacus?
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hbwolkov Inner circle 2947 Posts |
You sign your contracts in blood
Northern California
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Bob Sanders 1945 - 2024 Magic Valley Ranch, Clanton, Alabama 20504 Posts |
You do cups and balls with Mason jars painted silver.
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joseph Eternal Order Please ignore my 17411 Posts |
After your show, you serve possum on the halfshell. ...
"Everything should be made as simple as possible, but no simpler." (Einstein)...
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Bob Sanders 1945 - 2024 Magic Valley Ranch, Clanton, Alabama 20504 Posts |
You do Cups and Balls with real eggs.
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Jon Blakeney Special user Australia 657 Posts |
You know you're a redneck magician when...your rope is used to hold up your pants and you produce crawdads from your dove pan!
'What the eye's see the heart must believe"
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Bob Sanders 1945 - 2024 Magic Valley Ranch, Clanton, Alabama 20504 Posts |
You have your business card on the wall at your bail bondsman's office.
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