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Father Photius Grammar Host El Paso, TX (Formerly Amarillo) 17161 Posts |
When your signature trick is the disappearing gator.
"Now here's the man with the 25 cent hands, that two bit magician..."
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jay leslie V.I.P. Southern California 9498 Posts |
You do the cut and restored noose.
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Father Photius Grammar Host El Paso, TX (Formerly Amarillo) 17161 Posts |
The words to your theme song are "Born on a mountain top in Tennesee..."
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jay leslie V.I.P. Southern California 9498 Posts |
Mammas, don’t let your children grow up to be…. magicians…, and such
Jay Leslie
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Father Photius Grammar Host El Paso, TX (Formerly Amarillo) 17161 Posts |
Playing a dinner show means, tunip greens, pinto beans, and cornbread.
"Now here's the man with the 25 cent hands, that two bit magician..."
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joseph Eternal Order Please ignore my 17407 Posts |
Your rice cups multiply grits...
"Everything should be made as simple as possible, but no simpler." (Einstein)...
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jay leslie V.I.P. Southern California 9498 Posts |
Your belt is so big it interferes with the ring and wallet
Jay Leslie
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Father Photius Grammar Host El Paso, TX (Formerly Amarillo) 17161 Posts |
Your largest gig last year was playing the pit of a NASCAR race.
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jay leslie V.I.P. Southern California 9498 Posts |
When Judge Mathis says
Do you swear to tell the tooth, the whole tooth and nothing but the tooth?
Jay Leslie
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Father Photius Grammar Host El Paso, TX (Formerly Amarillo) 17161 Posts |
When your salary disputes are settled by judge judy.
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jay leslie V.I.P. Southern California 9498 Posts |
You get to shows on a mototcycle and use a bedroll as your motel.
Jay Leslie
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Father Photius Grammar Host El Paso, TX (Formerly Amarillo) 17161 Posts |
Your method of levitation requires a still blowing up.
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jay leslie V.I.P. Southern California 9498 Posts |
Quote:
On Mar 16, 2016, Father Photius wrote: Not a doll? I was sure it was a doll.
Jay Leslie
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joseph Eternal Order Please ignore my 17407 Posts |
You can juggle 5 horse shoes and 4 belt buckles...
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jay leslie V.I.P. Southern California 9498 Posts |
Someone throws you down the well and says “Now get out"
Jay Leslie
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Father Photius Grammar Host El Paso, TX (Formerly Amarillo) 17161 Posts |
Instead of woofle dust you use corn squeezings
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jay leslie V.I.P. Southern California 9498 Posts |
Fireflies and a campfire are your lighting.
Jay Leslie
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joseph Eternal Order Please ignore my 17407 Posts |
Your sawing in half saw also
has 27 teeth missing...
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Father Photius Grammar Host El Paso, TX (Formerly Amarillo) 17161 Posts |
That sawing a girl in half is your idea of a double date.
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jay leslie V.I.P. Southern California 9498 Posts |
You start the show according to your commemorative railroad watch, for 29.95, that’s a replica of one which originally cost 10.00
Jay Leslie
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