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Todd Robbins
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I posted this in another group and it got no response, so I post it here 'cause it deserves to be appreciated.

A hermaphrodite went missing, so they posted its picture on a carton of half & half.
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I don't think that the hermaphrodite really went missing. It was more of a case of He Said/She Said.
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No, It was out shopping in a clothing store....Everything was HALF OFF
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Nope your all wrong! He was told to go FCUK himself!
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So he did! Smile
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Gynandromorphous...interesting word.

http://news.bbc.co.uk/2/hi/uk_news/scotl......1814.stm
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Half & half not a good thing,,,knowing my luck, if it was me I would end up with the mind of a women in a mans body,,,,,only plus would be to have the mind of a man with the hands of a woman !!!! Think about it,,,,not too long though.
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Reminds me of "All of Me", a movie with Steve Martin & Lilly Tomlin. Very funny stuff!
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On 2010-03-11 11:19, Todd Robbins wrote:
I posted this in another group and it got no response, so I post it here 'cause it deserves to be appreciated.

A hermaphrodite went missing, so they posted its picture on a carton of half & half.


I noticed it on another list. I just quietly jotted in down in my notebook as another great line to steal.
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On 2010-03-11 13:15, Harley Newman wrote:
Gynandromorphous...interesting word.

http://news.bbc.co.uk/2/hi/uk_news/scotl......1814.stm


I like the line .....

In medieval times, they might have been burned at the stake, as witches' familiars.

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I thought it was funny that this popped up on Twitter yesterday.

EmilyJillette

"Did you hear about the hermaphrodite that went missing? They put its picture on a carton of half and half."
about 18 hours ago via Echofon
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Todd Robbins
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By the way, the original joke which I got from Jackie Martling was that a midget went missing and they put his picture on a carton of half and half. I was the one that made the substitute of hermaphrodite. So there. I will have to have a word with Ms. Jillette. I will have to see if the joke also went into Penn & Teller's newpaper tear routine.
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I heard the hermaphrodite wasn't actually missing, but did get a restraining order--he had to stay 50 feet away from herself.
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Well, it makes sense, Stephon... she was caught beating him off.
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Moxie twitters now? Katelyn doesn't even touch the tv remote!
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I remember an old joke along these lines... I once dated the half-man half woman, did I have fun? .....Yes, and no.
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Reminds me of a line from the short-lived HBO series "Carnivale" when they took Sampson's old wife on the show and had to take her current husband too, a half and half.

"That has to be the worst half and half I have ever seen."

"You ever see a good one?"
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